posted 09-27-2006 09:58 AM                  

The leader said, "I am familiar with your western custom of granting the condemned a last wish. Before we kill and dismember you, do you have any last requests?"

Dan Rather said, "Well, I'm a Texan, so I'd like one last bowlful of hot, spicy chili." The leader nodded to an underling who left and returned with the chili. Rather ate it all and said,”Now I can die content."

Cokie Roberts said, "I'm a reporter to the end. I want to take out my tape recorder and describe the scene here and what's about to happen. Maybe someday someone will hear it and know that I was on the job 'til the end."

The leader directed an aide to hand over the tape recorder, and Roberts dictated some comments. She then said, "Now I can die happy."

The leader turned and said, "And now, Mr. U.S. Marine, what is your final wish?"

"Kick me in the a$$," said the Marine.

"What?" asked the leader? "Will you mock us in your last hour?"

"No, I'm not kidding. I want you to kick me in the a$$," insisted the Marine.

So the leader shoved him into the open, and kicked him in the a$$.

The Marine went sprawling, but rolled to his knees, pulled a 9-mm pistol from inside his cammies, and shot the leader dead. In the resulting confusion, he leapt to his knapsack, pulled out his M4 carbine, and sprayed the Iraqis with gunfire. In a flash, the Iraqis were dead or fleeing for their lives.

As the Marine was untying Rather and Roberts, they asked him, "Why didn't you just shoot them? Why did you ask them to kick you in the a$$?"

posted 09-27-2006 10:02 AM                  

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posted 09-27-2006 10:24 PM                  

Diamond Rio

Through Trial and Error it seems I have found a Way to Bypass the Sticking Shifter Issue, Try This Process and Follow The Exact Steps Outlined, 1. Press Ignition accessory Switch without pressing Brake Pedal . 2. You should hear a Click coming from The Shifter which is the Release of the Interlock Solenoid, 3. Apply Foot to Brake Pedal and Proceed to Start Ignition, 4. Shifter will now shift into drive freely, I Have now Incorporated this Process into every Start up for the Past 6 Months with no Issues

posted 09-27-2006 11:10 PM                  

H E L P

posted 09-28-2006 01:55 AM                  

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Chinese Sick Day

posted 09-28-2006 09:38 AM                  

A man walked into his shrinks office nude with no clothes on, wrapped
in
Saran wrap. The doctor took one look at him and said, " I can clearly
see your nuts."

posted 10-02-2006 08:51 AM                  

With Enron, you would have $16.50 left of the original $1,000. 00.

With WorldCom, you would have less than $5.00 left.

But if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND, you would have $214.00.

Based on the above, current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.

It's called the 401 Keg Plan.

posted 10-03-2006 11:32 AM                    

quote:

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Originally posted by ALLEY CAT:
Is that Heike pulling Dusti along? What I've heard from others,,,,

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Actually CatintheAlley it is TY-K you meant to refer to, here's proof:

http://www.prowleronline.com/ubb/Forum18/HTML/001736.html

posted 10-04-2006 02:15 PM                  

my vision of alley cat

posted 10-04-2006 08:14 PM                  

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Call 911 - there is a Prowler in my garage....
Y2K Silver Millennium Edition and '01 Orange Rolex Edition

posted 10-04-2006 10:22 PM                  

quote:

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Originally posted by ALLEY CAT:

[B]ALLEY CAT

Status: Brilliant mind, and great lover

[/B]

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WHOA...
You got a talking blowup??

posted 10-04-2006 11:25 PM                  

quote:

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Originally posted by ALLEY CAT:

[B]Total Posts: 20000 - The Big One! The Zenith! The Pinnacle!

Time to quit posting,,,,,,and devote my time to posting on the Mustang discussion board forum.
[/B]

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Don't quit now! Go for 30000. You are the man. We need you to keep SNOMAN under control....

By the way: Did you see the photo of SNO in his Colorado hair net, with that big smile? Hope he didn't bring that thing home with him. I'd hate to see what would happen if he tried wearing it to a Green Bay Packer game!