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posted 11-06-2010 01:03 PM                  

It's my mom's and she lets me drive it on the weekends
if I am good all week. (still has LOW miles)

What do you mean no room in the trunk??
All you need is a 6-pack and a credit card!

it didn't cost as much as that Tahoe

The ultimate smile machine

Twelve gallons, no spare, no trunk,
one cup holder & who cares?

WOW! Did you see that cool car
with the old man driving it?

Rule breaker, smile maker

Cure for Menopause

P r o w l e r - R o l l i n g S c u l p t u r e

A permament face lift!

It's not the Miles... It's the SMILES!

What middle age crisis?

Impractical never looked so good

Take back your adolescence

Impossible to sneak in (to) or out of town
the best way to spend
our children's inheritance

Trade Ya?
Sure! How many more of those ya got?

Tribute to the American Hot Rod

Its not just a car, its a lifestyle

I Prowl
Therefore
I am

I'd rather be Prowlin' Never a regret

... either you get it or you don't ...

"Retro" never looked so good !

Chain drive never looked so good !

The best looking
"single cup holder"
ever built !

Who needs a trunk?

posted 11-07-2010 12:23 PM                  

Part 1

Top Gear - Sabine Challenge part 1

posted 11-09-2010 09:08 PM                  

Grandson's birthday party today, he turned 11.

Not like his grandpa,,,isn't into cars..

Maybe someday?

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Bright Arizona sun was in his eyes.. That's his great-grandfather in the rear (ex wife's father, who is 81)

posted 11-09-2010 10:01 PM                  

What cha got up ur sleeve???

posted 11-10-2010 01:18 AM                  

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Bright Arizona sun was in his eyes.. That's his great-grandfather in the rear (ex wife's father, who is 81)

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posted 11-10-2010 08:08 AM                  

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Originally posted by ALLEY CAT:

Grandson's birthday party today, he turned 11.

Not like his grandpa,,,isn't into cars..

Maybe someday?

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Bright Arizona sun was in his eyes.. That's his great-grandfather in the rear (ex wife's father, who is 81)

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Nov. 9 is a Great Day to be born on. Tell him Happy Birthday from me another birthday boy and put down that comic book and pick up some wrenches.LOL

PS. Say Hi to your 81 year old ex wife for me.

posted 11-10-2010 08:52 AM                  

Gary,,,,WELCOME to our TEST FORUM site, you are approved to post here,,,,Kala and Geno gave their consent!

First off,,,,that isn't a comic book. Its a 360 XBox Spiderman video game. You know most young guys now don't give a rat's azz about cars or girls,,,,its video games that occupy their minds. Isn't that sad? You were probably much like me,,,,cars and chicks,,,,and sports came first.
(You don't have to admit it that you were much like me,lol)

As for my 81 year old ex-wife,,,,that's good, lol.
My first wife was three years younger than I. Second one was seven years younger. Third was nine years younger. Going younger hasn't proved to be very successful....

Having said that,,,,Lethia is ten years younger, but I think I struck gold this time. We've made it nine years now, with no end in sight

If this relationship goes south,,,,,I'm heading out to Sun City to find a 91 year old lady,,,,no living relatives,,,loaded with multi-millions of dollars, and she signs me on her will for it all.

I've told that to another guy once,,,,and he thought for awhile,,,,,,,,and then said:

Yeah,,but the b@#&% will outlive you!!!

posted 11-15-2010 08:03 AM                  

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Originally posted by Kala:
Zero trash talk...

what is the World coming to...

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Lets DO IT! Phx > 121 Lakers > 116 at LA

Can you say 3 BALL?

posted 11-16-2010 03:52 PM                  

From The Manitoba Herald by Clive Runnels

The flood of American liberals sneaking across the border into Canada has intensified this week, sparking calls for increased patrols to stop the illegal immigration. The results of the recent election is prompting an exodus among left-leaning citizens who fear they'll soon be required to hunt, pray, and to agree with Bill O'Reilly and Glenn Beck.

Canadian border farmers say it's not uncommon to see dozens of sociology professors, animal-rights activists and Unitarians crossing their fields at night. "I went out to milk the cows the other day, and there was a Hollywood producer huddled in the barn," said Manitoba farmer Red Greenfield, whose acreage borders North Dakota. The producer was cold, exhausted and hungry. He asked me if I could spare a latte and some free-range chicken. When I said I didn't have any, he left before I even got a chance to show him my screenplay, eh?

In an effort to stop the illegal aliens, Greenfield erected higher fences, but the liberals scaled them. He then installed loudspeakers that blared Rush Limbaugh across the fields. "Not real effective," he said. "The liberals still got through and Rush annoyed the cows so much that they wouldn't give any milk.

Officials are particularly concerned about smugglers who meet liberals near the Canadian border, pack them into Volvo station wagons and drive them across the border where they are simply left to fend for themselves." A lot of these people are not prepared for our rugged conditions," an Ontario border patrolman said. "I found one carload without a single bottle of imported drinking water. They did have a nice little Napa Valley Cabernet, though."

When liberals are caught, they're sent back across the border, often wailing loudly that they fear retribution from conservatives. Rumors have been circulating about plans being made to build re-education camps where liberals will be forced to drink domestic beer and watch NASCAR races.

In recent days, liberals have turned to ingenious ways of crossing the border. Some have been disguised as senior citizens taking a bus trip to buy cheap Canadian prescription drugs. After catching a half-dozen young vegans in powdered wig disguises, Canadian immigration authorities began stopping buses and quizzing the supposed senior citizens about Perry Como and Rosemary Clooney to prove that they were alive in the '50s. "If they can't identify the accordion player on The Lawrence Welk Show, we become very suspicious about their age" an official said.

Canadian citizens have complained that the illegal immigrants are creating an organic-broccoli shortage and are renting all the Michael Moore movies. "I really feel sorry for American liberals, but the Canadian economy just can't support them." an Ottawa resident said. "How many art-history majors does one country need?"

posted 11-16-2010 07:37 PM                  

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Originally posted by Kala:
OMG GENO!!!! That is so freaking funny... You brought tears to my eyes

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That was great Geno!

Kala could relate to this part, real well:

"I found one carload without a single bottle of imported drinking water. They did have a nice little Napa Valley Cabernet, though."

posted 11-17-2010 06:48 AM                  

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Originally posted by ALLEY CAT:

[B]"I found one carload without a single bottle of imported drinking water. They did have a nice little Napa Valley Cabernet, though."

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I sent it out to some friends they were rolling too... I guess you have to live here to get the full effect of the post... LOL The Volvo station wagon all of it, just too funny.

posted 11-22-2010 06:47 PM                  

Suppose that every day, ten men go out for beer and the bill for all ten comes to $100...

If they paid their bill the way we pay our taxes, it would go something like this...

The first four men (the poorest) would pay nothing.
The fifth would pay $1.
The sixth would pay $3.
The seventh would pay $7..
The eighth would pay $12.
The ninth would pay $18.
The tenth man (the richest) would pay $59.

So, that's what they decided to do..

The ten men drank in the bar every day and seemed quite happy with the arrangement, until one day, the owner threw them a curve ball. "Since you are all such good customers," he said, "I'm going to reduce the cost of your daily beer by $20". Drinks for the ten men would now cost just $80.

The group still wanted to pay their bill the way we pay our taxes. So the first four men were unaffected. They would still drink for free. But what about the other six men ? How could they divide the $20 windfall so that everyone would get his fair share?

They realised that $20 divided by six is $3.33. But if they subtracted that from everybody's share, then the fifth man and the sixth man would each end up being paid to drink his beer.

So, the bar owner suggested that it would be fair to reduce each man's bill by a higher percentage the poorer he was, to follow the principle of the tax system they had been using, and he proceeded to work out the amounts he suggested that each should now pay.

And so the fifth man, like the first four, now paid nothing (100% saving).
The sixth now paid $2 instead of $3 (33% saving).
The seventh now paid $5 instead of $7 (28% saving).
The eighth now paid $9 instead of $12 (25% saving).
The ninth now paid $14 instead of $18 (22% saving).
The tenth now paid $49 instead of $59 (16% saving).

Each of the six was better off than before. And the first four continued to drink for free. But, once outside the bar, the men began to compare their savings.

"I only got a dollar out of the $20 saving," declared the sixth man. He pointed to the tenth man,"but he got $10!"
"Yeah, that's right," exclaimed the fifth man. "I only saved a dollar too. It's unfair that he got ten times more benefit than me!"
"That's true!" shouted the seventh man. "Why should he get $10 back, when I got only $2? The wealthy get all the breaks!"
"Wait a minute," yelled the first four men in unison, "we didn't get anything at all. This new tax system exploits the poor!"
The nine men surrounded the tenth and beat him up.

The next night the tenth man didn't show up for drinks, so the nine sat down and had their beers without him. But when it came time to pay the bill, they discovered something important. They didn't have enough money between all of them for even half of the bill!

And that, boys and girls, journalists and government ministers, is how our tax system works. The people who already pay the highest taxes will naturally get the most benefit from a tax reduction. Tax them too much, attack them for being wealthy, and they just may not show up anymore. In fact, they might start drinking overseas, where the atmosphere is somewhat friendlier.

David R. Kamerschen, Ph.D.
Professor of Economics.