posted 05-09-2007 11:56 PM                  

One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while and look it over. He grabbed a five gallon bucket to bring back some fruit.

As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee.

As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond.
He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end.

One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!"

The old man frowned and replied, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked."

Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm here to feed the alligator."

posted 05-10-2007 11:57 PM                  

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Originally posted by ALLEY CAT:
Ron - your new Big Dog chopper is awesome!!! Its sounds BAD!

Make sure it doesn't fall over on the Viper,,

I'm sure the neighbors will know what time you arrive home

Stay safe.......

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Thanks...

Yeah I'm sure my neighbors love me.

FYI.... It ain't no big dog...

It's a Prostreet version of the Athena chopper that won biker build off.

posted 05-15-2007 01:08 AM                  

(edited due to the misspelling of 'ed'

posted 05-22-2007 07:53 AM                  

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posted 06-06-2007 10:37 PM                  

http://videos.streetfire.net/video/wm/3d2de2be-74d5-4885-8c64-15affc25839c.htm

posted 06-06-2007 10:43 PM                  

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Originally posted by ed monahan:
It is B Bonds grass, chemically enhanced.

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chemically enhanced grass????????
never heard of such an animal ...
unless it's kinda like a shaved cat? Is it?
Might be, since the last time I had grass...
been a while... who remembers!?!??!!?!?

posted 06-08-2007 08:55 AM                  

Business doesn't want to pay a decent wage.

Consumers don't want expensive produce.

Government will tell you Americans don't want the
jobs.

But the bottom line is cheap labor. The phrase
"cheap labor" is
a myth, a farce, and a lie. there is no such thing
as "cheap labor."

Take, for example, an illegal alien with a wife and
five children.

He takes a job for $5.00 or $6.00/hour. At that
wage, with
six dependents, he pays no income tax, yet at the
end of the year, if
he files an Income Tax Return, he gets an "earned
income credit" of up
to $3,200 free.

* He qualifies for Section 8 housing and subsidized
rent.
* He qualifies for food stamps.
* He qualifies for free (no deductible, no co-pay)
health care.
* His children get free breakfasts and lunches at
school.
* He requires bilingual teachers and books.
* He qualifies for relief from high energy bills.
* If they are or become, aged, blind or disabled,
they qualify for SSI.

Once qualified for SSI they can qualify for
Medicare. All of this is at (our) taxpayer's
expense.
* He doesn't worry about car insurance, life
insurance, or homeowners insurance.

Taxpayers provide Spanish language signs, bulletins
and printed material.

He and his family receive the equivalent of $20.00
to $30.00/hour in benefits.

Working Americans are lucky to have $5.00 or
$6.00/hour left
after paying their bills and his.

The American taxpayers also pay for increased crime,
graffiti and trash clean-up.

posted 06-09-2007 01:10 AM                  

He takes a job for $5.00 or $6.00/hour. At that
wage, with
six dependents, he pays no income tax, yet at the
end of the year, if
he files an Income Tax Return, he gets an "earned
income credit" of up
to $3,200 free.---TOTAL SALARY = $12,400 + $3,200 = $15,680
HE'S LIVING IT UP NOW.

* He qualifies for Section 8 housing and subsidized
rent.---PAID TO THE LANDLORD
* He qualifies for food stamps.---PAID TO THE STOREKEEPER
* He qualifies for free (no deductible, no co-pay)
health care.----PAID TO THE HOSPITAL
* His children get free breakfasts and lunches at
school.---PAID TO THE SCHOOL DISTRICT
* He requires bilingual teachers and books.---PAID TO TEACHERS & PUBLISHERS
* He qualifies for relief from high energy bills.---PAID TO ENRON/HALIBURTON/UTILITY COMPANIES
* If they are or become, aged, blind or disabled,
they qualify for SSI.---$450/MO WITH 6 DEPENDENTS? GUESS WE SHOULD LET THE OLD BLIND GUY STARVE.

Once qualified for SSI they can qualify for
Medicare. All of this is at (our) taxpayer's
expense.---PAID TO DOCTORS AND HOSPITALS
* He doesn't worry about car insurance, life
insurance, or homeowners insurance.---NO CAR, RENTS HOUSE. LIFE INSURANCE/HEALTH INSURANCE NOT PROVIDED BY EMPLOYER

Taxpayers provide Spanish language signs, bulletins
and printed material.---PAID TO SIGN PAINTER

He and his family receive the equivalent of $20.00
to $30.00/hour in benefits.---ALL PAID TO AMERICAN BUSINESSES

Working Americans are lucky to have $5.00 or
$6.00/hour left
after paying their bills and his.----AVG WAGE = $40,000/YR

The American taxpayers also pay for increased crime,
graffiti and trash clean-up.-----INCREASED CRIME = MORE POLICEMEN = $35,000/YR JOB

GRAFFITI AND TRASH CLEAN-UP = $6.00/HR JOB PERFORMED BY THE ILLEGAL ALIEN WITH WIFE & FIVE KIDS.