posted 01-02-2007 05:53 PM                  

sure does! Looks like more tread than I have at 32,K

posted 01-02-2007 06:59 PM                  

quote:

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Originally posted by mist302:

You gonna tell us what it is???

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NO!!!

New plate came for the yellow cat:

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Mr. Warmth .....

posted 01-08-2007 08:06 AM                  

Monahan in his twenties:

Monahan working out:

GaryC:

Buckeye QB getting ready for the big game:

Buckeye cheerleader:

posted 01-12-2007 08:03 AM                  

AC watching Heynow Robert hanging around the Off Topic forum, lol
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posted 01-13-2007 08:08 AM                  

Good thing I wasn't drivin' my train!
Talk about your snowfall!

posted 01-14-2007 06:48 AM                  

Ed Monahan - Cincinnati

Mike Gatlin - Michigan [foreground] and idive Mickey - Houston directly behind Gatlin

Ty - Ken - Alabama

Meancat Jerry - the Mayor of Moddersville, Michigan

posted 01-14-2007 07:16 AM                  

T-Rex 'Buckets' Randall - Texas Ranger

Richard Jackson - Cincinnati Ed's right hand mechanic

Lethia Els [LE Cat2] - Arizona

posted 01-15-2007 07:51 PM                  

ES deluxe http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PtjdHaMeiiQ

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Call 911 - there is a Prowler in my garage....
'00 Silver Millennium Edition, '01 Orange Rolex Edition, '99 Yellow Route 66 Edition

posted 01-15-2007 08:31 PM                  

The volunteer opened the meeting by saying, "Our research shows that even
though your annual income is over two million dollars, you don't give a
penny to charity. Wouldn't you like to give something back to your
community through the United Way ?"

The lawyer thinks for a minute and says, "First, did your research also
show you that my mother is dying after a long, painful illness and she has
huge medical bills that are far beyond her ability to pay?"

Embarrassed, the United Way rep mumbles, "Uh... no, I didn't know that."

"Secondly," says the lawyer, "my brother, a disabled veteran, is blind and
confined to a wheelchair a nd is unable to support his wife and six
children."

The stricken United Way rep begins to stammer an apology, but is cut off
again.

"Thirdly, did your research also show you that my sister's husband died in
dreadful car accident, leaving her penniless with a mortgage and three
children, one of whom is disabled and another that has learning
disabilities requiring a huge array of private tutors?"

The humiliated United Way rep, completely beaten, says, "I'm so sorry, I
had no idea."

posted 01-16-2007 11:40 PM                  

said, "Honey, 25 years ago we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car,

slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but

I got to sleep every night with a hot 25-year-old brunette.

Now, we have a nice house, nice car, big bed and plasma screen

TV, but I'm sleeping with a 50-year-old woman. It seems to me

that you are not holding up your side of things."

My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and

find a hot 25-year-old brunette, and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.

Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve your

mid-life crises.

posted 01-18-2007 11:09 PM                  

"Have you ever done anything of particular merit?" St. Peter asks.

"Well, I can think of one thing," the man offers.

"Once, on a trip to the Black Hills, out in South Dakota, I came upon a gang of high-testosterone bikers who were threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen. So I approached the largest and most heavily tattooed biker. I smacked him on the head, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring and threw it on the ground, and told him, 'Leave her alone now or you'll answer to me.'"

St. Peter was impressed. "When did this happen?"

posted 01-22-2007 10:44 PM                  

A police officer pulls over a speeding car. The officer says, " I clocked you at 80 miles per hour, sir."
The driver says, "Gee, officer I had it on cruise control at 60, perhaps your radar gun needs calibrating."
Not looking up from her knitting the wife says:
"Now don't be silly dear, you know that this car doesn't have cruise control."
As the officer writes out the ticket, the driver looks over at his wife and growls,
"Can't you please keep your mouth shut for once?"
The wife smiles demurely and says,
"You should be thankful your radar detector went off when it did."

As the officer makes out the second ticket for the illegal radar detector unit, the man glowers at his wife and says through clenched teeth, "@##!!*^^, woman, can't you keep your mouth shut?"
The officer frowns and says, "And I notice that you're not wearing your seat belt, sir. That's an automatic $75 fine." The driver says, "Yeah, well, you see officer, I had it on, but took it off when you pulled me over so that I could get my license out of my back pocket."
The wife says, "Now, dear, you know very well that you didn't have your seat belt on You never wear your seat belt when you're driving."
And as the police officer is writing out the third ticket the driver turns to his wife and barks, "WHY DON'T YOU PLEASE SHUT UP??"
The officer looks over at the woman and asks,
"Does your husband always talk to you this way, Ma'am?"

(I love this part)....

"Only when he's been drinking."

posted 02-07-2007 10:18 PM                  

quote:

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Originally posted by SirReal:
Don't stop now Geno you're on a roll

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posted 02-08-2007 10:17 PM                  

And whatever happened to this guy 10-15-2015

I'll be first in line to jump aboard the "Trump Express" if he becomes the GOP nominee.....Supporting the GOP is important to me but I don't think Trump is our best man. http://www.prowleronline.com/ubb/Forum14/HTML/005466-10.html
12-14-17 > UB, foot in mouth, lol