posted 09-18-2007 09:15 AM                  

Chinese Newlyweds
A young Chinese couple gets married. She's a virgin. Truth be told, he is a virgin too, but she doesn't know that.
On their wedding night, she cowers naked under the sheets as her husband undresses in the darkness.
He climbs into bed next to her and tries to be reassuring.
'My darring,' he whispers,
'I know is your firss time and you berry frighten. I pomise you, I give anything you wan, I do anyting -
juss anyting you wan. You juss ask. So. Whatchu wan?' he says, trying to sound experienced and worldly, which he hopes will impress her.
A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly) for her request. She eventually shyly whispers back, 'I want to try something I have heard about from other girls. Numbaa 69.'
More thoughtful silence, this time from him. Eventually, in a puzzled tone he asks her:
'You want.... Garlic Chicken with steam vegetable?

posted 09-21-2007 10:16 PM                  

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Originally posted by beech:
He's painfully transparent. A fetus would have one up on that clown.

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Originally posted by beech:

You just need the ability to recognize a simpleton or Dork

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posted 09-22-2007 12:09 PM                  

^ while in Tx V

For Lethia:

posted 09-25-2007 09:51 PM                  

THIS IS MY COUNTRY!

And, because I make this statement
DOES NOT mean I'm against immigration!!!
YOU ARE WELCOME HERE IN MY COUNTRY.
Welcome to come through like everyone else has.
Get a sponsor!
Get a place to lay your head!
Get a job!
Live by OUR rules!
Pay YOUR taxes!
And
LEARN THE LANGUAGE LIKE ALL OTHER
IMMIGRANTS HAVE IN THE PAST!!!
AND PLEASE DON'T DEMAND THAT WE HAND OVER OUR
LIFETIME SAVINGS OF SOCIAL SECURITY FUNDS TO YOU
TO MAKE UP FOR ''YOUR'' LOSSES.

If you don't want to forward this for fear of offending someone,
then YOU'RE PART OF THE PROBLEM!

When will AMERICAN'S STOP giving away THEIR RIGHTS???
We've gone so far the other way ... bent over backwards not to
offend anyone. But it seems no one cares about the AMERICAN
that's being offended!

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posted 10-01-2007 02:34 AM                  

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Originally posted by ALLEY CAT:
no one cares about the AMERICAN
that's being offended!

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I care Larry. I just want to make sure you're offended for all the right reasons.

posted 10-01-2007 08:49 AM                  

Subject: NO FREE LUNCH

THIS IS TRULY THOUGHT PROVOKING.....TAKE THE TIME TO READ IT....AND
SEND
IT ON TO THOSE THAT YOU THINK ARE WORTH SENDING TO AS I HAVE
DONE.....

There was a Chemistry professor in a large college that had some
Exchange
students in the class. One day while the class was in the lab the
Prof
noticed one young man (exchange student) who kept rubbing his back
and
stretching as if his back hurt.

The professor asked the young man what was the matter. The student
told
him he had a bullet lodged in his back. He had been shot while
fighting
communists in his native country who were trying to overthrow his
country's government and install a new communist government.

In the midst of his story he looked at the professor and asked a
strange
question. He asked,
'Do you know how to catch wild pigs?'

The professor thought it was a joke and asked for the punch line.
The
young man said this was no joke. 'You catch wild pigs by finding a
suitable place in the woods and putting corn on the ground. The pigs
find
it and begin to come everyday to eat the free corn. When they are
used to
coming every day, you put a fence down one side of the place where
they
are used to coming. When they get used to the fence, they begin to
eat
the corn again and you put up another side of the fence. They get
used to
that and start to eat again. You continue until you have all four
sides
of the fence up with a gate in the last side. The pigs, which are
used to
the free corn, start to come through the gate to eat the free corn,
you
slam the gate on them and catch the whole herd.

Suddenly the wild pigs have lost their freedom. They run around and
around inside the fence, but they are caught. Soon they go back to
eating
the free corn. They are so used to it that they have forgotten how
to
forage in the woods for themselves, so they accept their captivity.

The young man then told the professor that is exactly what he sees
happening to America. The government keeps pushing us toward
Communism/Socialism and keeps spreading the free corn out in the
form of
programs such as supplemental income, tax credit for unearned
income,
tobacco subsidies, dairy subsidies, payments not to plant crops
(CRP),
welfare, medicine, drugs, etc. while we continually lose our
freedoms,
just a little at a time.

One should always remember 'There is no such thing as a free Lunch!'

Also, 'You can never hire someone to provide a service for you
cheaper
than you can do it yourself.

posted 10-15-2007 10:23 AM                  

A little history lesson. If you don't know the answer make your best
guess.
Answer all the questions b efore looking at the answers.

Who said it?
1) "We're going to take things away from you on behalf of the common
good."

A. Karl Marx
B. Adolph Hitler
C. Joseph Stalin
D. None of the above

2) "It's time for a new beginning, for an end to government of the
few, by the few, and for the few...... And to replace it with shared
responsibility for shared prosperity."

A. Lenin
B. Mussolini
C. Idi Amin
D. None of the Above

3) "(We) .....can't just let business as usual go on, and that means something
has to be taken away from some people."

A. Nikita Khrushev
B. Josef Goebbels
C. Boris Yeltsin
D. None of the above

4) "We have to build a political consensus and that requires people
to give up a little bit of their own ... in order to create this common
ground."

A. Mao Tse Dung
B. Hugo Chavez
C. Kim Jong Il
D. None of the above

5) "I certainly think the free-market has failed."

A. Karl Marx
B. Lenin
C. Molotov
D. None of the above

6) "I think it's time to send a clear message to what has become the
most profitable sector in (the) entire economy that they are being
watched."

A. Pinochet
B. Milosevic
C. Saddam Hussein
D. None of the above

Scroll down for answers

Answers

(1) D. None of the above. Statement was made by Hillary Clinton 6/29/2004
(2) D. None of the above. Statement was made by Hillary Clinton 5/29/2007
(3) D. None of the above. Statement was made by Hillary Clinton 6/4/2007

(4) D. None of the above. Statement was made by Hillary Clinton 6/4/2007
(5) D. None of the above. Statement was made by Hillary Clinton 6/4/2007
(6) D. None of the above. Statement was made by Hillary Clinton 9/2/2005

posted 11-11-2007 07:42 AM                  

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Originally posted by WINDY CITY PROWLER:
I'll give you 50 cents for it.

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Living proof the stupid IS, what stupid DOES.

posted 11-16-2007 12:31 AM                  

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posted 11-16-2007 05:34 AM                  

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Originally posted by fibertop:
I knew AC was at the root of all this. He's trouble, I tell ya, trouble with a capital T!!!!

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