posted 02-10-2007 11:10 PM                  

A cowboy from Texas gets pulled over by an Arizona Trooper for speeding.
The trooper started to lecture the cowboy about his speeding, and in
general began to throw his weight around to try to make the cowboy feel
uncomfortable.

Finally, the trooper got around to writing out the ticket. As he was
doing that, he kept swatting at some flies that were buzzing around his head.

The cowboy says, "Y'all havin' some problem with them circle flies?"

The trooper stopped writing the ticket and says, "Well yeah, if that's
what they're called. But I've never heard of circle flies."

"Well, sir," the cowboy replies, "circle flies hang around ranches.
They're called circle flies because they're almost always found
circling around the back end of a horse ."

The trooper says, "Oh," and goes back to writing the ticket. But, a
moment later he stops and asks, "Are you callin' me a horse's a$$?"

"No, sir," the cowboy replies, "I have too much respect for law
enforcement to call y'all a horse's a$$."

"That's a good thing," the trooper says and goes back to writing the
ticket.

posted 02-27-2007 09:54 PM                  

Angel > http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ho3xjWVPT0M&mode=related&search=

I drove all night,,, > http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oUt9vYQ7kF4

A New Day Has Come > http://www.youtube.com:80/watch?v=47GHwDMrvgw

A Thousand Miles,,, Vanessa Carlton >
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9lpDz4ADhrg

Forever > http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XbaA66Puei8

Dream on > http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wW42vAgNBcs

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Originally posted by fibertop:
Adria, you're no homo but JENNIFER ANDERSON for gods sake! I would make an exception.

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Girarde

posted 03-08-2007 07:28 AM                  

You can live in Phoenix, Arizona where.....
1. You are willing to park 3 blocks away because you found shade.
2. You've experienced condensation on your butt from the hot water in the
toilet bowl.
3. You can drive for 4 hours in one direction and never leave town.
4. You have over 100 recipes for Mexican food.
5. You know that "dry heat" is comparable to what hits you in the face when
you open your oven door.
6. The 4 seasons are: tolerable, hot, really hot, and ARE YOU KIDDING
ME??!!

You can Live in California where...
1. You make over $250,000 and you still can't afford to buy a house.
2. The fastest part of your commute is going down your driveway.
3. You know how to eat an artichoke.
4. You drive your rented Mercedes to your neighborhood block party.
5. When someone asks you how far something is, you tell them how long it
will take to get there rather than how many miles away it is.

You can Live in New York City where...
1. You say "the city" and expect everyone to know you mean Manhattan.
2. You can get into a four-hour argument about how to get from Columbus
Circle to Battery Park, but can't find Wisconsin on a map.
3.You think Central Park is "nature."
4. You believe that being able to swear at people in their own language
makes you multi-lingual.
5. You've worn out a car h orn.
6. You think eye contact is an act of aggression.

You can Live in Maine where...
1. You only have four spices: salt, pepper, ketchup, and Tabasco.
2. Halloween costumes fit over parkas.
3. You have more than one recipe for moose.
4. Sexy lingerie is anything flannel with less than eight buttons.
5. The four seasons are: winter, still winter, almost winter, and
construction.

You can Live in Texas where...
1. You can rent a movie and buy bait in the same store.
2. "y'all" is singular and "all y'all" is plural.
3. "He needed killin' " is a valid defense.
4. Everyone has 2 first names: Billy Bob, Jimmy Bob, Mary Sue, Betty Jean,
Mary Beth, etc.

You can live in Colorado where...
1. You carry your $3,000 mountain bike atop your $500 car.
2. You tell your husband to pick up Granola on his way home and he stops at
the day care center.
3. A pass does not involve a football or dating.
4. The top of your head is bald, but you still have a pony tail.

You can live in the Midwest where...
1. You've never met any celebrities, but the mayor knows your name.
2. Your idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting to pass a tractor.
3. You have had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" on the same day.
4. You end sentences with a preposition: "Where's my coat at?"
5. When asked how your trip was to any exotic place, you say, "It was
different!"

posted 03-08-2007 09:14 PM                  

Total Eclipse of the Heart > http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vw5Vcnjv5Bo

Stairway to Heaven > http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EgRiGlKmQ9s

Knights in White Satin > http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9muzyOd4Lh8

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Originally posted by b/c 8-15-12:
Hey RAY who are you trying to fool?

For all those who haven't figured it out, silverkat is Ray. This whole game was his ametuer attempt to create an ally for himself in his battle against Rick because he was taking too much flack doing it on his own. Do you know how easy it is to set up an account under a ficticious name and register your location as NY?

He is so transparent, it's bizzar. Do you really think that we would believe that a member who joined in April would behave in this way? A new member with no axe to grind would set out on a quest to destroy Rick as exhibited in the recent TIO thread? Would have past knowledge and information about Rick to use as amunition? Who would highlite BBB and set Rick up with the shrapnel thing.

And now you are attempting to dissolve the entity "silvercat" by feigning that you are hurt by me and leaving in a huff?

You are so pathetic and childish, it makes me sick. To everyone on POA, Ray is diabolical but also sloppy and stupid and frankly a sick person. He pretended to do battle with Nitrosteve to set the stage. Didn't care about Nitro because he is all but gone anyway. When I PMed him on that, his reply had RAY all over it. Ever here RAY use the phrase "My friend". Well I have, many times and funnily enough, it is one of silverkat's favorite phrases. When I posted early on that I had a suspicion, Ray immediately PMed me with a Pray tell". Struck a nerve perhaps? Now he is trying to jump on me with his latest post in the 'only in Canada" thread. another thing a noob wouldn't do.

Totally unbeleivable but true. You decide. Ray is the biggest trouble maker on this site and it is he who has done most of the damage. He is obsessed with taking out Rick. I know many of you don't like Rick but for the past while Rick has tried to stay away from controversy and friction only to be thrawted at every turn. We've all seen it.

Explosive and true!

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posted 03-08-2007 09:27 PM                  

[QUOTE]Originally posted by WINDY CITY PROWLER:
Silkflower i think you need to go someplace else no room for you here, you seem to have a bug up your butt. this is a car site and this thread was about your name thats it. GO AWAY AND I DON'T SEE ANY POSTS THAT WERE DELETED ALSO WE KNOW WHO YOU ARE I CAN TELL BY THE WAY YOU TALK. TOILET MOUTH.

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quote:
Originally posted by WINDY CITY PROWLER:
ANSWER: CAUSE YOU GOT BANNED FROM THE OTHER SITE CAUSE OF YOUR BIG MOUTH. TOP THAT.

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quote:
Originally posted by WINDY CITY PROWLER:
You have no friends here so GO AWAY,
You must still be very lonely being by yourself.

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Yes,,,what goes around,,comes around,,you are so right..

hafely

3rd

trey who

posted 03-15-2007 09:57 PM                  

FOR SALE - Battery View Blocker. If you have a custom grill and don't like the battery to be viewed, this item will enhance the appearance looking through the grill.

$48.00 USD Includes shipping to lower 48 states only.

Payment accepted: Bank Cashier check, Postal Money Order, Cash. Sorry, NO PAY PAL ACCOUNT.

If interested, EMAIL ME at llmotorsportz@gmail.com with "Battery Blocker" on the SUBJECT LINE. PLEASE, NO PMs or posts. I don't check the website often.

[img]http://www.prowleronline.com/ubb/image_uploads/PPP/prowlerbatt.blocker3.jpg

^ top view, actual item for sale

[img]http://www.prowleronline.com/ubb/image_uploads/PPP/prowlerbatt.blocker4.jpg

^ underside view, both of above are of the actual item for sale

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How it looks blocking the view of your battery, with a custom grill installed:

[img]http://www.prowleronline.com/ubb/image_uploads/PPP/prowlerbattblocker1.jpg

^ Example only, the above one is on my Prowler

[img]http://www.prowleronline.com/ubb/image_uploads/PPP/prowlerbatt.blocker2.jpg

^ Example only, view looking down with the hood open, on my Prowler

Thank you for looking,
Lethia

This ad will expire on June 18. Leaving on vacation.

posted 03-17-2007 01:47 AM                  

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posted 03-25-2007 07:55 PM                    

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Originally posted by heynow14:

Looks like Bush is doing to Barney what he's doing to the rest of the country.

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posted 04-01-2007 09:13 PM                  

The front door of the first house she visited yielded this response.
The gentleman answering the door, and hearing her story,
asked if she'd like to paint his porch?
She agreed, and then he asked her what she would charge.
When she said $50, he told her the paint she would need
was in the garage.

His wife, overhearing the conversation,
felt the need to discuss it with her husband,
inquiring as to whether he thought that was a fair price, and if the young girl
had realized it was indeed a 'wraparound' porch.
He responded that since the girl had stood on the porch
during the transaction that he felt no remorse
in agreeing to her albeit low price.

A few hours later, the doorbell rang,
and the gentleman of the house answered to find the young
blond, slightly splattered with paint, at the door.
She stated that the job was complete and
she had come for payment. Amazed, the gentleman
returned with the money and paid her, happily.

She then turned to leave, paused,
and glanced back to advise the gentleman

"I had paint enough left over to give it two coats
.... and by the way,
that's not a Porch....it's a Ferrari"!

posted 04-05-2007 09:14 AM                  

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Originally posted by 01Prowler:
http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=1548166854

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