posted 11-16-2007 06:50 AM                  

CONGRATS to the 2011 MLB World Champions,

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Originally posted by beachcat:
Your ( B M ) is the laughing stock of the free world. For many it's right in line with your ideology of " I'm good, screw everybody else".

Do your country a favor. Disarm your public. Stop pounding on your chests and give up your ridiculous right given to you over 200 years ago when law enforcement was virtually non-existent and it was necessary to be armed or die..

Wake up, this is the 21st century. Look at your statistics, they are pathetic. Statistics tell the story. Stop trying to defend the indefensible with these elementary arguments.You want to start reporting on all the non-deaths in the US? Give us a break. Compare your stats with the rest of the world. Your situation will only get worse. More and more Americans will needlessly die so that you can play cowboy. JMO

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posted 11-18-2007 07:18 PM                  

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Originally posted by Gary C:
I am dealing with the absence of sex,

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I'm guessing Carpal Tunnel Syndrome problem,,,might check with your regular doctor. No charge for the office visit.

QUOTE]Originally posted by StingRay:
Sorry, this one just doesn't do it .... the ones with the alabaster chicken legs and the right sharp outfits are the ones that stir humorous laughter from me at least ... this one just says .... "dentist" to me.[/QUOTE]

posted 11-18-2007 07:23 PM                  

Caution Will Robinson:

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posted 11-23-2007 07:06 AM                  

Calling an illegal alien an "undocumented immigrant"
is like calling a drug dealer an "unlicensed pharmacist"

Saver,,,,no idea:

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Originally posted by fibertop:
Careful.......that's a woman you're talking too! i'm sure it was just a little light humour form Andria. You should have picked on her snow plow chin guards.

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posted 12-16-2007 08:29 PM                  

This is too true to be very funny
The next time you hear a politician use the word "billion" in a
casual manner, think about whether you want the "politicians" spending YOUR tax money.
A billion is a difficult number to comprehend, but one advertising
agency did a good job of putting that figure into some perspective in one of its releases.
A. A billion seconds ago it was 1959.
B. A billion minutes ago Jesus was alive.
C. A billion hours ago our ancestors were living in the Stone Age.
D. A billion days ago no-one walked on the earth on two feet.
E. A billion dollars ago was only 8 hours and 20 minutes, at the
rate our government is spending it.
While this thought is still fresh in our brain, let's take a look
at New Orleans. It's amazing what you can learn with some simple division .

Louisiana Senator, Mary Landrieu (D), is presently asking the
Congress for $250 BILLION to rebuild New Orleans. Interesting number, what does it mean?

A. Well, if you are one of 484,674 residents of New Orleans (every
man, woman, child), you each get $516,528.

B. Or, if you have one of the 188,251 homes in New Orleans, your
home gets $1,329,787.

C. Or, if you are a family of four, your family gets $2,066,012.

Washington, D.C .. HELLO!!! ... Are all your calculators broken??

Tax his land,
Tax his wage,
Tax his bed in which he lays.
Tax his tractor,
Tax his mule,
Teach him taxes is the rule.
Tax his cow,
Tax his goat,
Tax his pants,
Tax his coat.

Tax his ties,
Tax his shirts,
Tax his work,
Tax his dirt.

Tax his tobacco,
Tax his drink,
Tax him if he tries to think.

Tax his booze,
Tax his beers,
If he cries,
Tax his tears.

Tax his bills,
Tax his gas,
Tax his notes,
Tax his cash.

Tax him good and let him know
That after taxes, he has no dough.

If he hollers,
Tax him more,
Tax him until he's good and sore.

Tax his coffin,
Tax his grave,
Tax the sod in which he lays.
Put these words upon his tomb,
"Taxes drove me to my doom!"

And when he's gone,
We won't relax,
We'll still be after the inheritance TAX!!
Accounts Receivable Tax
Building Permit Tax
CDL License Tax
Cigarette Tax
Corporate Income Tax
Dog License Tax
Federal Income Tax
Federal Unemployment Tax (FUTA)
Fishing License Tax
Food License Tax
Fuel Perm it Tax
Gasoline Tax
Hunting License Tax
Inheritance Tax
Inventory Tax
IRS Interest Charges (tax on top of tax),
IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax),
Liquor Tax,
Luxury Tax,
Marriage License Tax,
Medicare Tax,
Property Tax,
Real Estate Tax,
Service charge taxes,
Social Security Tax,
Road Usage Tax (Truckers),
Sales Taxes,
Recreational Vehicle Tax,
School Tax,
State Income Tax,
State Unemployment Tax (SUTA),
Telephone Federal Excise Tax,
Telephone Federal Universal Service Fee Tax,
Telephone Federal, State and Local Surcharge Tax,
Telephone Minimum Usage Surcharge Tax,
Telephone Recurring and Non-recurring Charges Tax,
Telephone State and Local Tax,
Telephone Usage Charge Tax,
Utility Tax,
Vehicle License Registration Tax,
Vehicle Sales Tax,
Watercraft Registration Tax,
Well Permit Tax,
Workmen Compensation Tax.
STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY?

Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago,
and our nation was the most prosperous in the world.
We had absolutely no national debt, had the largest middle class
in the world, and Mom stayed home to raise the kids.

What happened? Can you spell 'politicians!'

posted 12-24-2007 12:30 PM                  

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Originally posted by cnote6:
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posted 12-30-2007 06:51 AM                  

Yeah,,,,it must be nice to be a railroad man nearly ready to retire to Texas,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

posted 12-31-2007 02:24 AM                  

Love you too!