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Bcoffman Gray Ghost
Prowler Junkie

Posts: 2418
From: Marshall,Mo.65340
Registered: DEC 2002

posted 08-13-2005 06:49 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Bcoffman Gray Ghost     

"IF YOU CAN'T FEED EM, DON'T BREED EM!"
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Constipated People Don't Give A Crap.
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If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer.
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Horn Broken... Watch For Finger.
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The Earth Is Full - Go Home.
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I Have The Body Of A God - ! Buddha.
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So Many Pedestrians - So Little Time.
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Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult.
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If We Quit Voting, Will They All Go Away?
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Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway.
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Illiterate? Write For Help.
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Honk If Anything Falls Off.
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Cover Me, I'm Changing Lanes.
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He Who Hesitates Not Only Is Lost,
But is Miles From The Next Exit.
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I Refuse To Have A Battle Of Wits With An Unarmed
Person.
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You! Out Of The Gene Pool - Now!
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I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To.
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Fight Crime: Shoot Back!
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(Seen Upside Down On A Jeep)
If You Can Read This, Please Flip Me Back Over...
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Stop Lights Timed For 35 mph
Also Are Timed For 70 mph!
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Guys: No Shirt, No Service
Gals: No Shirt, No Charge
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If Walking Is So Good For You, Then Why Does My
Mailman Look Like Jabba The Hut?
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Ax Me About Ebonics.
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Body By Nautilus; Brain By Mattel
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Boldly Going Nowhere.
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Caution - Driver Legally Blonde.
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Heart Attacks: God's Revenge
For Eating His Animal Friends
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Honk If You've Never Seen
An Uzi Fired From A Car Window.
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How Many Roads Must A Man Travel Down Before He
Admits He is Lost?
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GROW YOUR OWN DOPE -- PLANT A MAN.
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All Men Are Animals; Some Just Make Better Pets.
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And Lastly:

"POLITICIANS & DIAPERS BOTH NEED TO BE CHANGED OFTEN, AND FOR THE SAME REASON



ALLEY CAT
Prowler Junkie

Posts: 36093
From: Mesa, Az
Registered: JUL 2000

posted 08-13-2005 08:32 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for ALLEY CAT     
Still my favorite: I know Jack Schitt

Seen one yesterday,,,middle age lady driver had on her car:
"The only Bush I trust is mine!" I'm still thinking about what she was trying to say, lol.


DR PROWLER
Prowler Junkie

Posts: 4079
From: TORONTO,ONTARIO,CANADA
Registered: JUL 2002

posted 08-13-2005 09:52 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for DR PROWLER     
Pretty good license plate on a Porsche Boxster....WAS HIS


2K1Orange
Prowler Junkie

Posts: 409
From: Cherry Hill, NJ USA
Registered: DEC 2004

posted 08-13-2005 10:37 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for 2K1Orange     
I saw one awhile ago and still is one of the best I have seen.

"My parents THINK Im at college"

Dave

chasmccart
Prowler Junkie

Posts: 611
From: Pembroke, MA USA
Registered: APR 2005

posted 08-13-2005 09:52 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for chasmccart     
If I am always so busy then why aren't I rich?


Fat Pat
Prowler Junkie

Posts: 1242
From: Blue Springs, Missouri, USA
Registered: DEC 2004

posted 08-14-2005 09:55 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Fat Pat     
I always liked "save a mouse...eat a cat"

This message has been edited by Fat Pat on 08-14-2005 at 11:33 PM

Randy Cobb
Prowler Junkie

Posts: 4070
From: Greensboro, NC
Registered: JUL 2002

posted 08-15-2005 10:18 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Randy Cobb     
My favorite -

I you follow me any closer,
I'll flick a booger on your windshield.


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