Posts: 7907
From: Las Cruces, NM, USA
Registered: DEC 2001

posted 08-12-2005 06:21 PM         

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To All,

So these three orthopedic surgeons are bragging to each other, and the
first says "a patient on mine had all eight fingers severed on a shear.
I successfully reattached them all and now he is a concert pianist."
The second chimes in that "I've reattached the legs of a double amputee,
who is now an Olympic Medalist in track!" Then the third
drawls.."Waalll this ole cowboy was riddin cross the railroad tracks and
got hit by a train. All that was left was his cowboy hat and the back
end of the horse. But you know I put em together, and by golly he went
on to be the President of the Unit

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