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samthejeepman	Two priests decided to go to Hawaii on vacation. They were > determined to make this a real vacation by not wearing anything that would > identify them as clergy. As soon as the plane landed they headed for a > store and bought some really outrageous shorts, shirts, sandals, > sunglasses, etc. > The next morning they went to the beach dressed in their "tourist" > garb. They were sitting on beach chairs, enjoying a drink, the sunshine > and the scenery when a "drop dead gorgeous" blonde in a topless bikini came > walking straight towards them. They couldn't help but stare. > As the blonde passed them she smiled and said "Good Morning, Father ~ > Good Morning, Father," nodding and addressing each of them individually, > then she passed on by. > They were both stunned. > How in the world did she know they were priests?? > So the next day, they went back to the store and bought even more > outrageous outfits. These were so loud you could hear them before you even > saw them! Once again, in their new attire, they settled down in their > chairs to enjoy the sunshine. > After a little while, the same gorgeous blonde, wearing a different > colored topless bikini, taking her sweet time, came walking toward them. > Again she nodded at each of them, said "Good morning, Father ~ Good > morning, Father," and started to walk away. > One of the priests couldn't stand it any longer and said, "Just a > minute, young lady." > "Yes, Father?" > "We are priests and proud of it, but I have to know, how in the world > do you know we are priests, dressed as we are?" > She replied, > "Father, it's me, Sister Kathleen." ciao for now sam
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