From:manahawkin, nj, ocean
Registered: Apr 2002
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posted 08-27-2007 10:00 AM                  

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Two priests decided to go to Hawaii on vacation. They were
> determined to make this a real vacation by not wearing anything that would
> identify them as clergy. As soon as the plane landed they headed for a
> store and bought some really outrageous shorts, shirts, sandals,
> sunglasses, etc.
> The next morning they went to the beach dressed in their "tourist"
> garb. They were sitting on beach chairs, enjoying a drink, the sunshine
> and the scenery when a "drop dead gorgeous" blonde in a topless bikini came
> walking straight towards them. They couldn't help but stare.
> As the blonde passed them she smiled and said "Good Morning, Father ~
> Good Morning, Father," nodding and addressing each of them individually,
> then she passed on by.
> They were both stunned.
> How in the world did she know they were priests??
> So the next day, they went back to the store and bought even more
> outrageous outfits. These were so loud you could hear them before you even
> saw them! Once again, in their new attire, they settled down in their
> chairs to enjoy the sunshine.
> After a little while, the same gorgeous blonde, wearing a different
> colored topless bikini, taking her sweet time, came walking toward them.
> Again she nodded at each of them, said "Good morning, Father ~ Good
> morning, Father," and started to walk away.
> One of the priests couldn't stand it any longer and said, "Just a
> minute, young lady."
> "Yes, Father?"
> "We are priests and proud of it, but I have to know, how in the world
> do you know we are priests, dressed as we are?"
> She replied,
> "Father, it's me, Sister Kathleen."

ciao for now
sam

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From:Anniston Al
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posted 08-27-2007 10:56 AM                  

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I like this one.

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