posted 10-05-2001 12:15 AM                  

Anyway, I locked the car and went into the restaurant and five minutes later the alarm went off. I did not know how to disarm it, so I went out and started the car and it stopped.

I locked the car and went back as I assumed that somehow I pushed the button while at dinner. Anyway, two minutes later it went off again!

I was embarrassed, but I finally just left the car open and finished dinner. Anybody have any ideas. Mine is a 2001 and I think this may be the first time I locked it and thus alarmed, since I owned the car.

Scot

posted 10-05-2001 01:10 AM                  

BTW, What's a 115 year old guy like yourself doing at a business dinner with a Japanese executive?

posted 10-05-2001 03:43 PM                  

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posted 10-05-2001 05:21 PM                  

To tell you the truth, and I always do, the Japanese were interested in having me represent them as living proof of the importance of the cloning process. In many ways, they invented the concept of copying something wonderful and then mass producing it better, less expensively.

Their idea is to copy and then clone me to produce a 115 year old stud that they wish to name The Energizer. Apparently they are impressed that I can going and going, day by day, without dying.

In any event, I was surprised that my Prowler kept making those god awful noises in the middle of their parking lot. I am truly confused by the process although, I am going to try Mike's idea.

Gotta run as my sushi tuna burger is beeping in the microwave and afterwards I am thinking about cruising the local Cold Stone to see what I can scoop up.

As always, be careful what you step in......

Scot

posted 10-08-2001 08:10 AM                  

I know a Viagra company rep who may also be interested in your services. He was really EXCITED about using a 115 year old Prowler owner in their UP-COMING ads. Something about using you as a Viagra FLAGPOLE?

Let me know if you are still available???

posted 10-08-2001 10:59 AM                  

I appreciate your efforts at finding me gainful employment but to be honest, in the area of Viagra, I feel that it might be a lost cause.

As it is, I am turning away a significant amount of young fresh things on a daily basis. You may remember, for me, the acquisition of Prowler has almost been a curse.

I can remember pre-Prowler days, when I used to take my Dino out for some Java at the local Starbucks, and I only had to chase away the dew sisters occasionally.

After the purchase of the Prowler, I cannot get one day of piece without a half dozen or so fresh things wanting to wax my Prowler! At my age, waxing anything is exciting.

Anyway, if the cash is great, I'll consider as I am a ham and the idea of a television appearance intrigues me. With the cancelation of the Emmy's its seems only logical that the female portion of the viewing audience would be hungry for an opportunity to see me once again.

Gotta go as the Married with Children rerun with Al and his Ferguson is on and I do love to see that bowl. It is a classic and it brings back good memories.

Scot

posted 10-08-2001 05:32 PM                  

I like the Bundy's also. Have the hots for Peg Bundy!

posted 10-08-2001 06:25 PM                  

It is good to see that you are considering selling something such as women's shoes. I think that it is better to sell then to buy or even sniff.

As for Peg, she looks a bit Texan....all hair, walk and talk. I think that she would hurt you. Might be a good way to go, but then again sometimes the thought is better then the action.

Come on out to California and I'll introduce you to a few young fresh things that will make your paint flame. The dew sisters are more than enough to make my blueberry turnover frost. There is so much "stuff" out here that it is becoming difficult for me to concentrate.

I gotta run as it is time for my tarot card reading with madame sweet stuff. She and I have been reading our cards prior to my purchase of the Prowler. She told me that I am going to live to be 124 years old and die taking delivery of a new Prowler during the last year of production.

Scot

posted 10-08-2001 11:48 PM                  

I appreciate your relationship with Fast Eddie, but all of this talk about wills is somewhat disconcerting to a 115 year old stud like me.

The idea from Fast Eddie about the chili is unique but again, cremation is another disconcerting subject. You guys have got to get off this death talk.

Gotta run as FOX is hosting a Leave it to Beaver 24 hour marathon rerun session and I am going to eat some chocolate moose and watch Ward set everyone straight. I haven't been this excited since Ellie May got married to a chimp and Jed got Granny a new Buick.

Scot