posted 07-01-2005 10:21 PM                  

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Originally posted by cstall:
WOW - five years. A/C had short hair back then!

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You are correct Curt. When I first met Judy Krehel at the 2000 Route 66/Grand Canyon Tour,,,,,see said if I had long hair,,I'd look like Fabio. The rest is history, lol.

posted 07-02-2005 07:49 AM                  

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Originally posted by Fat Pat:
.NOW, I always come here 1st!! (I gotta see what A/C, Ed, and TUIB are up to)

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Pat - I threw TUIB into the mix,,,,what would our day be without the Lucid Eye death reports and trivia crap, lol. Its indeed a sad life you have, when you come here to be entertained by us

Its the end of the world,,,I tell ya,,,the end of the world

posted 07-02-2005 08:35 AM                  

...first thing every morning, he goes to pee...

...he has suscribed to Readers Digest since turning 94 years old last December....his attention span isn't long enough for a full sized magazine article anymore...every morning he goes to the mailbox by the curb looking for a new copy and unfortunately is often disappointed....

...he also checks out his Prowler by the curb and turns off the lights from his drive the night before and growls about the cheap batterys put in cars these days...

...returning from the mailbox, he goes to pee...

....Fat Pat then checks his Email...

...after checking his Email he goes to pee...

...Fat Pat checks in at the POA Forum....he reads Ed and Alley Cats articles trying to find something funny, he is most often disappointed...

...he then takes a pee break...

...he then returns to the POA board, reads articles cleverly written by 'the Lucid Eye' and laughs so hard he has to go pee again...

...by now, Fat Pats bowl of oatmeal has turned cold and stiff as a board after being spilled in his recliner from belly laughs reading another article by 'the Lucid Eye'...he cleans out the oatmeal from his chair with the help of his dog....

...Fat Pat and his dog go outside to pee....they use opposite sides of the tree...

...after such an exhausting morning Fat Pat takes his favorite TV Guide (the one with Frank Sinatra on the cover), knocks the little doggie out of the recliner and takes a much needed nap....a little later he awakens and thanks the inventor of Depends one more time....

...this routine is repeated several times per day till the sun goes down....when darkness comes Fat Pat retires to bed for the night hoping the next day 'the Lucid Eye' will
still be there to help out AC and Ed with their pitifully lame attempts at humor...

posted 07-02-2005 08:59 AM                  

You missed the part where Fat Pat takes his dog for a walk every day around noon,,,,,and the neighbors keep saying:

posted 07-02-2005 09:04 AM                  

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Originally posted by ALLEY CAT:
TUIB - good stuff Does Pat's dog have a name?

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...I think it's name is "damn dog", or "damn stupid dog"....thats what I heard he calls it during their early morning adventures around the back yard....."damn stupid dog" is what Fat Pat yells while he is scraping his slippers on the edge of the steps....not sure