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Dale Beaman    POA Site Supporter Prowler Junkie From:Lexington, KY, USA |
posted 09-11-2003 06:07 AM
    
I liked it! The one thing for sure is we will all be SMILING!! Prowlers do that to you!!! |
Black Tie 161   POA Site Supporter Prowler Junkie From:MD, USA |
posted 09-11-2003 07:10 AM
That was TOO FUNNY! LMAO!! You forgot a few things.... Jay Harris will introduce seat covers with built in Depends diapers...and DENTURE SHIMMERS... Marty will get confused and put his wipers back on and remove the windshield instead. GRROWL will discover a loophole in the warranty providing him with new wheels and tires 25 years later.... Meangene will discover there is 3 square inches of the country that his Prowler has not covered, and will run out to correct that oversight. Todd Cameron will finally return to posting after a 25 year break to catch up on work. As for me, I'll be in the garage muttering to myself, as I armorall the hood and wax the tires.....LOL. |
Steven R. Gary POA Site Supporter Prowler Junkie From:Mendon, MI 49072 |
posted 09-11-2003 08:04 AM
Scotty, don't be offended. Spoke with Miss Fort Wayne yesterday, and she just had her 4th divorce, has six kids all still living at home, with there spouses and kids. Has been attending weight watchers for the last several years and has lost a total of 756 pounds total and if she looses another 50 pounds will be down to a slim 325. But she does remember you and would still like to ride in your Kat again or make a little woopie, wanted to know if your are still interested??   |
Scotty         POA Site Supporter Prowler Junkie From:West Frankfort, Illinois, USA |
posted 09-11-2003 08:20 AM
quote: What she didn't tell you was I was her first AND third husband and the reason she needs weight watchers was that I left her because I didn't want to father any more kids.
This message has been edited by Scotty on 09-11-2003 at 08:21 AM |
pumpkin POA Site Supporter Prowler Junkie Visit Waleke's World Personal ScrapBook From:Las Cruces, NM, USA |
posted 09-11-2003 11:34 AM
2027 . . . . We are still waiting for the right time for the Ball Joint Recall  - I think the dealership is also still waiting to get the special tooling . . We are happy to announce that we have finally reached that elusive 1000 miles on the Kat. . Gas prices just went down - they are now $24.499 per gal. At least the price went down from last week. President Chelsea Clinton has promised to sign a bill that would proclaim the Prowlers that were built in the years 1997 - 2002 will be considered a true american HOT ROD. |
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Gary C POA Site Supporter Prowler Junkie Personal ScrapBook From:San Diego Area |
posted 09-11-2003 12:04 PM
Nice work, moving for the 63rd time, on my 24th motor and just broke off my 15 engagement, still no fenders......... ------------------  |
BeWare      POA Site Supporter Prowler Junkie From:Acworth , Georgia , USA |
posted 09-11-2003 01:34 PM
I'm offended because I was not mentioned.  |
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Dave Ridge POA Site Supporter Prowler Junkie From:Punta Gorda, FL |
posted 09-11-2003 03:42 PM
Great work, Larry! I will help you out: Rich Ware (aka BeWare) sold his Prowler in 2025 since he ran out of places to put Shimmers. Tangled Up in Green Candy Stuff has bought out the Viper name and manufacturing of Vipers from Dodge in 2026. He now sells Vipers exclusively from his plant in New Castle, IN. The engine is a new design. It is the new "Bell..............................................................................................................................." 10,000 HP V18 Raccoon engine. |
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BeWare POA Site Supporter Prowler Junkie From:Acworth , Georgia , USA |
posted 09-11-2003 04:58 PM
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Jim R. POA Site Supporter Prowler Junkie From:Houston,Texas,USA |
posted 09-11-2003 09:20 PM
Hysterical ... to funny that is what I needed after today.. Keep it coming. |
ed monahan POA Lifetime Site Supporter Prowler Junkie Personal ScrapBook From:Cincinnati, Oh, USA |
posted 09-11-2003 10:16 PM
Dave Mills is named the oldest living Prowler owner at age 114. Another fellow PA resident decided maybe the hardtop was a good idea after all, since all the regular soft tops had holes in them and there were no replacements in stock but there are 12,000 on back order. CJ used her influence and asked them to make an extra 1000 for us older folks who misplaced their first order or put them on the wrong automobile. Tangled up in the weeds, Larry, was digging in the back yard and found a strongbox that was buried there way back in 2003 by a local robber. The strongbox had and input and output sensor in it and 3 top latches in the original condition. Alley Cat was Court ordered to give a sample of his DNA to see if he was indeed related to Sasquatch or is in fact, Sasquatch, himself. He appeared on the cover of the National Enquirer for a record 97th time. We are sooooo proud of him. He is now married for the 16th time. This marriage looks like it could work for him, since he has been married for 3 months, the longest marriage of his CAREER. Best wishes on your honeymoon. Hope the pills help. Mike K. discovered the High Voltage Blue car was originally gold but due to slow sales, D-C recalled it and painted it H. V. Blue. Alley Cat said he had some paint remover and could restore it to its original condition. Ed Monahan has the only totally stock Prowler known to mankind. POA registered its 125,000 member. There are still only 22 that posts, however. None of the 22 seem to be very interesting. 100,000 of the members only posted once, trying to sell something. MIke K. decided we really do need to start censoring the site, after reading this drivel. lol |
ALLEY CAT POA Lifetime Site Supporter Prowler Junkie From:mesa, az, USA |
posted 09-12-2003 12:23 AM
The 2027 Miami National Prowler Event has been canceled. There is no gasoline for sale there now,,,,everything runs on nitrogen or manatee flatulent. Ed and his oxidized red cat are the only ones that have been converted to run on manatee flatulent,,,,that figures  Rescheduled for 2028,,,,,,update your cat. Hope you can make it without overheating! All of our POA associate doctors will be in attendance to give you your free annual exam. Please bring your Medicare card! |
JUST JP POA Site Supporter Prowler Junkie Personal ScrapBook From:Navarre, Florida, USA |
posted 09-14-2003 01:18 PM
I too am offended that I wasn't mentioned.  ------------------ |
twistedjester Prowler Junkie From:las vegas |
posted 09-14-2003 03:17 PM
By 2012 jester obtained the '01 black and the HVB prowlers. In 2013 Jester placed a viper drivetrain into the '01. When he reatempted to reasemble the front end he found the V-10 was too wide so only the hood and grill would fit. While in cali. Jester forgot to use the hand brake in the hvb, it rolled down a hill causing irreprible damage. Jester then stole a gold prowler repainted it HVB, switched the vin #'s and sold it. While driving the '01 through the twisties just past mesquite he drove over a cliff and landed in a revine. Jester is now clinicly retarded yet lacks any deminished mental capability |
cnote6 POA Site Supporter Prowler Junkie Personal ScrapBook From:Dallas, TX |
posted 01-26-2007 04:12 PM
only 20 more years! |
cstall POA Site Supporter Prowler Junkie From:Chandler, AZ USA |
posted 01-26-2007 04:40 PM
Cnote - you had to dig deep to find this one! Let's bring it back every 5 years or so... |
tangled up in BLUE POA Site Supporter Prowler Junkie From:New Castle, Ind |
posted 01-26-2007 04:49 PM
.....man, where did you dig that up from.....I had totally forgotten that little piece |
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cnote6 POA Site Supporter Prowler Junkie Personal ScrapBook From:Dallas, TX |
posted 01-26-2007 11:33 PM
quote: Oh I remember when you posted it and bumped into it again. it was a good one to bring back up LOL. |
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Gary C POA Site Supporter Prowler Junkie Personal ScrapBook From:San Diego Area |
posted 01-28-2007 09:30 AM
I have moved 3 more times... |
samthejeepman Prowler Junkie From:manahawkin, nj, ocean |
posted 01-29-2007 10:14 AM
i don't think any of us have to think that far in advance according to everything written it all ends dec 21, 2012 !!!!! |
warebear Prowler Enthusiast From:Roy, Utah |
posted 01-29-2007 06:22 PM
Beware has given up driving and given his son the kat. |
MDProwler POA Site Supporter Prowler Junkie From:Fallston,MD USA |
posted 01-30-2007 11:56 AM
10% of the members have bought up 90% of the remaining Prowlers. Ed now has 25 (but their all stock), Alley Cat has 3 of each color except orange because Lethia won't let him have the best color and he is now living in the shed due to the parts piling up in the house, Tangled bought an old K-mart distribution center for his collection of 1200 Prowlers. At the last event a cruise was scheduled for 8 am but had to be cancelled at noon because the members were still trying to stow their walkers in the trunk. Instead they all sat down and had their meds. |
CJ POA Lifetime Site Supporter Prowler Junkie Personal ScrapBook From:Rochester Hills, MI USA |
posted 01-30-2008 05:54 PM
Came across this post searching for something else. I laughed all the way through it again! |
TFischer POA Site Supporter Prowler Junkie From:Texas, USA |
posted 01-30-2008 09:24 PM
Still funny after all this time!! T |
TooHipCat POA Site Supporter Prowler Junkie From:Londonderry,NH |
posted 01-31-2008 10:38 AM
quote: You need help TUIB...lol. |
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