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MeanGene



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posted 05-20-2002 10:06 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for MeanGene     send a private message to MeanGene   Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote   Search for more posts by MeanGene
This is “short” note to let you know what r.e.a.l.l.y happened at Louisville. I know you will read many posts about this in the days to come, but I thought you should read it here first.

First of all, I wanted to thank you about your misdirection plan, it worked great - Gene Scoggins never knew what hit 'em. I still don't know how you convinced his wife to get his traveling plans - I mean I know about you and Rebecca Usher - but Gene's wife too! I arrived a few hours later and most of the heat about "are you MeanGene" had dissipated. Confusion and disbelief about him being "MeanGene" is still in question. I spent all day Saturday perfecting my “Ricky Raccoon” disguise. You probably shared this with Todd C. – you remember – where you spent all day in the sun and see in the mirror, the white outline of the sunglasses you wore etched into your searing red skin.

Second, I wanted you to know I increased my word power this weekend:

Melodrama – the point at which Sharon(fixumm’s wife) spills a Mellow Yellow in his car.

Slinky – (Larry Load shared this one) This is where you get 40+ cars together and watch the expanding and contracting of the “cat-o-van” as you are traveling down the road.

Synchronized - (Larry Load shared this one) As in U-turns – Marty lead us in this really fun event. I know you have seen synchronized swimming, but this is an art form in motion.

Honker – as in big Honker, Bob Goetz (MR. Real Rod), Bill (Livin’ XL), and Fixumm – I hope those guys appreciate the efforts of the entire southern states cotton coop for supplying them with enough material for just their underwear products alone. These guys were H-U-G-E.

Ghostwriter – see CJ’s post

Crack – not the drug – or crack of dawn – but Gary Archer’s butt crack while cleaning his car – not a pretty site at 7:00 a.m. I’ll supply pic’s later, for your late night enjoyment. – see horror pics.

Banner year – see 1963 – the year most of the ladies at the event where born, 39 years ago! You must have been real busy that year. You stud you!

Related – I could really see the resemblance of Rich(BeWare) and his car- he must be proud.

Contortionist – watching Bob Goetz (MR. Real Rod), Bill (Livin’ XL), and Fixumm get into their cars

Sweat equity - watching grown men washing their cars with sweat.

Doughboy – (see pics of me) physically. Also used in the same context as spending my money. – see stupid also.

Groping-in-the-dark -Jill Ellsasser , Marcia Scholten and myself were walking in the underground tunnel, between the infield and the outside of the track, going to get coffee – so I thought. I was accosted – twice. Butt grapping, manhandling stuff. Jill was on my left and Marcia was on my right going IN. I thought I knew who it was till… much to my horror, Marcia appeared on my left and Jill on the right as we left the tunnel. Hand print analysis provided no clues. I’m contacting “America’s Most Wanted” immediately!

Clueless – not the movie – watching the men agonize over the horse sheets and placing a bet and the woman WIN at the track, by just liking the “name”. – Way to go ladies…

Prayer – Jim and Elaine McDunn (Irish) actually prayed for me during the Sunday services – you would never meet a nicer couple – ever. Jim – the lightning strike thing wasn’t that funny.

HotRod – Steve’s member, not his car. The point in time where you are “new” to the car’s ability to handle smoothly on the road– with a cup of scalding hot coffee in you hand. One bumps later…voila – seared meat. See Woodie also.

Tailgating – counting Scott (skuter) fillings in my rearview mirror. – see Scott’s new mod post for a front-end loader scoop for his car. It was something about – “lead , follow, or get out of the way”.

first time - (nothing sexual) meeting me at an event - see lasttime - for most.

This is all true (I have witnesses and pics) and as accurate as as my road-weary, and feeble mind can remember. If I recall anything else I send another “short” note.

Your friend,

Gene

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This message has been edited by MeanGene on 05-23-2002 at 11:01 AM

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posted 05-20-2002 10:27 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Gary Archer     send a private message to Gary Archer   Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote   Search for more posts by Gary Archer
Hey......wait a minute......
I resemble that statement!

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Marty Usher



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posted 05-20-2002 11:09 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Marty Usher     send a private message to Marty Usher   Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote   Search for more posts by Marty Usher
MeanGene - after this weekend, where do you come with the brainpower to think up these things?

It was great meeting you. I'll let you know how the swirl remover works out. The miniature garage and diecast is going to look great in my new Prowler trophy case!! Thanks again.

Marty

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posted 05-20-2002 11:39 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Dave Mills     send a private message to Dave Mills   Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote   Search for more posts by Dave Mills
I have to disagree with your interpretation of Skuter, Gene. He followed me all the way home since I had no license plate on the trailer, and remained a respectful distance behind me......it must just be you! Although there were times when he was following me from the front instead of the rear!

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posted 05-20-2002 11:40 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for MeanGene     send a private message to MeanGene   Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote   Search for more posts by MeanGene
Marty,

I was at Woodstock with you and Larry(WildCat) - I was told we had a good time. Some of the side-effects of those drugs are "creative" licenses. You and Larry opted for expression in your cars, mine still hasn't blossomed - yet.

All jokin' aside - your cars are AWESOME! Larry musta had a "double" tab of acid, though!

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This message has been edited by MeanGene on 05-20-2002 at 12:44 PM

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posted 05-20-2002 11:44 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for MeanGene     send a private message to MeanGene   Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote   Search for more posts by MeanGene
Dave,

That new "dragshoot" thing to stop the car, isn't working. Brenda told me to be subtle and remind you the her "unmentionables" are not intended to slow you down and are only for support and protection.

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posted 05-20-2002 11:47 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Dave Mills     send a private message to Dave Mills   Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote   Search for more posts by Dave Mills
Gene: Don't you have anything better to do than read and post? Did you learn this lesson from fixuum? You need to get something else to fill your time!

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posted 05-20-2002 12:39 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for whealy     send a private message to whealy   Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote   Search for more posts by whealy
Gene,

You can’t accost the willing! When you check the hand prints again, make sure you put your own into the mix. I have a feeling that is where you will find the answer to your mystery!

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posted 05-20-2002 12:40 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for bill shannon     send a private message to bill shannon   Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote   Search for more posts by bill shannon
SO MEAN YOU WANT TO START EHH EHH well it is rocky racoon where i come from NOT ricky. now that was funny nice face (NOT) I DON'T wear underwear ohh did i say that out loud (mental note delete later) i'am not tall you are vertically challenged some things should NEVER be said on here as some people will not lower themselves to engage you in mud slinging (mental note thank gene for being such a nice guy)
well that's about the end of the nasty note writing.
BYE FOR NOW LIVIN XL BILL S

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HONKER, CONTORTIONIST, it was great getting to meet you MEAN "LOUNGE LIZARD" GENE. Maybe you should fly into Denver but you will need to bring your own passenger seat as as you are no small boy yourself.
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Gene I don't resemble that remark! My "member"? I don't remember the conversation going exactly that way.

By the way, did you buy that chrome grill for me yet?

Hotrod...

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posted 05-20-2002 01:44 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for YELLER CAT     send a private message to YELLER CAT   Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote   Search for more posts by YELLER CAT
Hi y'all... sorry I could not make it, but this weekend was our 28th Wedding Anniversary and a "NO PROWLIN' WEEKEND" so that we may have at least 28 more. Sometimes you just have to leave the Yeller Cat @ home.

Hope to see y'all at the next one.

Best Wishes, Jay

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Gene, don't hurt Fixum's fellins that way, yes it was Sharon and no it was not Fixum's car, but mine and that sticky feeling when I put my hand under her seat will always remind me of Louisville!

PS Diet Coke

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posted 05-20-2002 02:58 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for ALLEY CAT     send a private message to ALLEY CAT   Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote   Search for more posts by ALLEY CAT
MG - I don't know where to start on a reply,,,,,I'm speechless. First of all, Sharon was not to tell anyone about US Rebecca,,,,you are still the one.

Did U get his tires flattened?
XL Bill from Canada is really a midget!
Butt crack showing,,,,, Archer? we need picture please.
Wildcat is bad luck, always rains at events he attends
Bob Goetz do his ZZ Top routine?
Marcia S. is a fun gal
Ellsasser,,what kind of name is that? They spelled it wrong as my g/f name is Elsasser......
Nobody says bad things about Phil Genet? You guys still afraid of the dentist?
Skuter,,,,only dogs skut, and leave marks on the carpeting!
HotRod - he'd lose the name running with the So-Cal Prowler guys
For the rest of the bunch,,,,,,,I'm glad the McDunn's said a good word to the above for them!

Sorry I missed this one,,,,,

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AM I MISSING SOMETHING HERE
oh i get it lets see. meangene ....who. im lost on this one??????????????????????????????????????????????

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posted 05-22-2002 09:32 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for MeanGene     send a private message to MeanGene   Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote   Search for more posts by MeanGene
Fixumm,

I guess somethings are best...left unsaid.

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posted 05-22-2002 01:09 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Marty Usher     send a private message to Marty Usher   Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote   Search for more posts by Marty Usher
MeanGene - when we did the ole' U-turn thing I was really trying to do donuts in that parking lot but the next KAT in line was so close I couldn't go but 180 degrees!!

Marty

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posted 05-22-2002 08:51 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for BeWare     send a private message to BeWare   Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote   Search for more posts by BeWare
MG it was really great meeting you. We had a blast.

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