posted 05-20-2002 10:06 AM                  

First of all, I wanted to thank you about your misdirection plan, it worked great - Gene Scoggins never knew what hit 'em. I still don't know how you convinced his wife to get his traveling plans - I mean I know about you and Rebecca Usher - but Gene's wife too! I arrived a few hours later and most of the heat about "are you MeanGene" had dissipated. Confusion and disbelief about him being "MeanGene" is still in question. I spent all day Saturday perfecting my “Ricky Raccoon” disguise. You probably shared this with Todd C. – you remember – where you spent all day in the sun and see in the mirror, the white outline of the sunglasses you wore etched into your searing red skin.

Second, I wanted you to know I increased my word power this weekend:

Melodrama – the point at which Sharon(fixumm’s wife) spills a Mellow Yellow in his car.

Slinky – (Larry Load shared this one) This is where you get 40+ cars together and watch the expanding and contracting of the “cat-o-van” as you are traveling down the road.

Synchronized - (Larry Load shared this one) As in U-turns – Marty lead us in this really fun event. I know you have seen synchronized swimming, but this is an art form in motion.

Honker – as in big Honker, Bob Goetz (MR. Real Rod), Bill (Livin’ XL), and Fixumm – I hope those guys appreciate the efforts of the entire southern states cotton coop for supplying them with enough material for just their underwear products alone. These guys were H-U-G-E.

Ghostwriter – see CJ’s post

Crack – not the drug – or crack of dawn – but Gary Archer’s butt crack while cleaning his car – not a pretty site at 7:00 a.m. I’ll supply pic’s later, for your late night enjoyment. – see horror pics.

Banner year – see 1963 – the year most of the ladies at the event where born, 39 years ago! You must have been real busy that year. You stud you!

Related – I could really see the resemblance of Rich(BeWare) and his car- he must be proud.

Contortionist – watching Bob Goetz (MR. Real Rod), Bill (Livin’ XL), and Fixumm get into their cars

Sweat equity - watching grown men washing their cars with sweat.

Doughboy – (see pics of me) physically. Also used in the same context as spending my money. – see stupid also.

Groping-in-the-dark -Jill Ellsasser , Marcia Scholten and myself were walking in the underground tunnel, between the infield and the outside of the track, going to get coffee – so I thought. I was accosted – twice. Butt grapping, manhandling stuff. Jill was on my left and Marcia was on my right going IN. I thought I knew who it was till… much to my horror, Marcia appeared on my left and Jill on the right as we left the tunnel. Hand print analysis provided no clues. I’m contacting “America’s Most Wanted” immediately!

Clueless – not the movie – watching the men agonize over the horse sheets and placing a bet and the woman WIN at the track, by just liking the “name”. – Way to go ladies…

Prayer – Jim and Elaine McDunn (Irish) actually prayed for me during the Sunday services – you would never meet a nicer couple – ever. Jim – the lightning strike thing wasn’t that funny.

HotRod – Steve’s member, not his car. The point in time where you are “new” to the car’s ability to handle smoothly on the road– with a cup of scalding hot coffee in you hand. One bumps later…voila – seared meat. See Woodie also.

Tailgating – counting Scott (skuter) fillings in my rearview mirror. – see Scott’s new mod post for a front-end loader scoop for his car. It was something about – “lead , follow, or get out of the way”.

first time - (nothing sexual) meeting me at an event - see lasttime - for most.

This is all true (I have witnesses and pics) and as accurate as as my road-weary, and feeble mind can remember. If I recall anything else I send another “short” note.

Your friend,

Gene

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posted 05-20-2002 11:09 AM                  

It was great meeting you. I'll let you know how the swirl remover works out. The miniature garage and diecast is going to look great in my new Prowler trophy case!! Thanks again.

Marty

posted 05-20-2002 11:40 AM                  

I was at Woodstock with you and Larry(WildCat) - I was told we had a good time. Some of the side-effects of those drugs are "creative" licenses. You and Larry opted for expression in your cars, mine still hasn't blossomed - yet.

All jokin' aside - your cars are AWESOME! Larry musta had a "double" tab of acid, though!

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posted 05-20-2002 11:44 AM                  

That new "dragshoot" thing to stop the car, isn't working. Brenda told me to be subtle and remind you the her "unmentionables" are not intended to slow you down and are only for support and protection.

posted 05-20-2002 12:39 PM                  

You can’t accost the willing! When you check the hand prints again, make sure you put your own into the mix. I have a feeling that is where you will find the answer to your mystery!

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The path of X's that got me to the promise cat
1988 Honda Accord LXi, 1992 Subaru Legacy GT, 1994 Honda Accord LX, 1994 Mazda 626 ES, 1996 Nissan Maxima SE, 1998 Lexus GS 400, 1999 Porsche Boxster, 2000 Audi A6 2.7T, 2001 Volvo C70

posted 05-20-2002 01:00 PM                  

By the way, did you buy that chrome grill for me yet?

Hotrod...

posted 05-20-2002 01:44 PM                  

Hope to see y'all at the next one.

Best Wishes, Jay

posted 05-20-2002 02:31 PM                  

PS Diet Coke

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Richard Jackson

posted 05-20-2002 02:58 PM                  

Did U get his tires flattened?
XL Bill from Canada is really a midget!
Butt crack showing,,,,, Archer? we need picture please.
Wildcat is bad luck, always rains at events he attends
Bob Goetz do his ZZ Top routine?
Marcia S. is a fun gal
Ellsasser,,what kind of name is that? They spelled it wrong as my g/f name is Elsasser......
Nobody says bad things about Phil Genet? You guys still afraid of the dentist?
Skuter,,,,only dogs skut, and leave marks on the carpeting!
HotRod - he'd lose the name running with the So-Cal Prowler guys
For the rest of the bunch,,,,,,,I'm glad the McDunn's said a good word to the above for them!

Sorry I missed this one,,,,,

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Call 911 - there is a Prowler in my garage....

posted 05-20-2002 03:13 PM                  

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posted 05-22-2002 09:32 AM                  

I guess somethings are best...left unsaid.

posted 05-22-2002 01:09 PM                  

Marty

posted 05-22-2002 08:51 PM                  

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