posted 09-08-2017 01:31 PM                  

...Mr. Blue leave Grasshopper and Haji in Florida now, say we have vacation while he take big breasted blonde women to summer home in Indiana...he leave us big flat pieces of wood so we cover windows, keep us from getting sunburn in house he say....Mr. Blue nice guy, always take care of Grasshopper and Haji...we cover windows on fabulous Florida estate, some are very high, Haji scared......now we wait by pool for big breasted women to come by see Grasshopper and Haji ...Haji wear Mr Blue leopard skin speedo, but it too big, baggy, fall down...Haji get woodie just thinking about big breasted women, he funny....
...it windy by pool today, Haji have hard time standing, he scared, Haji sissy...Grasshopper drink wine Mr. Blue leave on table last nite, feel sleepy now....Haji say many alligators are in yard, Haji think they look hungry, I tell him to make them go away, Grasshopper boss now...boss Grasshopper feel funny, pool spin

posted 09-08-2017 03:58 PM                  

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Hope you are paying Ramone and his cousin Tweek union pay scale, because they appear to be card-carrying carpenters, Local #69 ?
Don't be cheap, and tip them also!!
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posted 09-08-2017 04:59 PM                  

...the "before" pix

...we will see what it looks like in a few days
...storm seems to be lessening in our area, I was supposed to return to Florida in a few days, but delayed the trip, Debbie is returning to Indiana in an hour or so.....we will travel down again when the "all clear" is in effect

posted 09-10-2017 06:02 AM                  

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Live IRMA radar tracking...
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posted 09-11-2017 07:28 AM                  

Ramone and Tweek, after 'not being paid for work at BlueBalls compound'....go on looting spree to sell items for cash,,,after they already sold Mr BlueBalls computer that they got $20 for.
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Looting didn't work out too well for Ramone and Tweek, arrested....say Mr BlueBalls will provide lawyer and pay their bail bond..

posted 09-11-2017 08:37 AM                  

...Haji get food for us to eat, look likie snake, he cook it over fire in Mr.Blues bedroom, and it burned black, it look ugly, taste likie old cat....Tweek bring Haji and Grasshopper new shoes he rescue at big store, store man leave store locked and shoes can't get out, lucky Tweek there, he hero
....Pizza man come back today and want money for pizza we ate, he beat up Haji and call him bad names, Haji cry likie baby, say bad things about Haji mother too, Haji cry more, he sissy
...Mr. Blue send message, say him and big breasted blonde in lost Vegas, he not good with map...say he win money and stay there long time and we can be on vacation for more days...Mr. Blue tell Grasshopper takie down boards on windows and pick up yard, hard to do with sore foot, so make Haji and Ramone do it....Ramone takie down boards from lots of houses, go inside bring out tvs and good stuff to keep safe he say....sun shine, get hot today, life very good for Grasshopper

...your friend, Grasshopper

posted 09-14-2017 05:26 PM                  

...Mr. Blue home now, he mad at Boss Grasshopper and Haji....he say Haji no keep new boat in yard, throw Hajis new round white hat in mud, he yell at Grasshopper and step on foot alygater chewed on, Grasshopper cry real tears....Mr. Blue make Ramone and Tweek go home too, he say they crooks, maybe they be president someday likie crooked lady who want to be president....make them leave all 45 TVs they keep safe for neighbors and TV store and call police... Ramone mad, say he get Mr. Blue, then Grasshopper too, Grasshopper poop his pants again when Ramone look mean at him

...Mr. Blue see empty wine bottles by pool, his leopard stripe speedo dirty in yard (Grasshopper poop in speedo after too much wine last week)....he tell Grasshopper new sherrif in town and he not boss now, Grasshopper cry more.....Haji wait to see new sherrif, Haji hope it Mr. Dillon, sad day for Grasshopper and Haji, Haji hide in palm tree till it get dark but still hear Mr. Blue yell and yell at Grasshopper.....house dirty, wine gone, alygaters in pool, say Grasshopper and Haji party too much....gotta go for now, get my hat from mud

...your friend, Haji

posted 09-14-2017 06:27 PM                  

Good stuff Mr BlueBalls,,,,,
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BTW,,,, Grasshooper and Haji sold me that new boat that washed up into your yard for $500.... and two cartons of generic cigs. Alley Cat sell boat for $5000 to a boat seller, and make big profit to buy hottie girls for himself....get many lap dances and more Thank 'Hooper and Haji for making me that boat deal

posted 09-14-2017 08:21 PM                  

...WOWEE, Mr. Blue still mad at Grasshopper and Haji.....Haji sell boat with big hole on bottom to Mr. Alley Kat, ha ha, he live in desert, ha ha,....Mr. Alley Kat must be dumazz, he think it float on sand, ha ha....Mr. Alley Kat say check in mail when he takie boat, Haji look at mail box today, no check....Haji need money to pay pizza man and get bike back, Haji need check, he think Mr. Alley Kat tell fib

...Ramone come to Mr. Blue Florida mansion and beat up Haji, Haji wish new sherriff already in town and makie Ramone go to hotel for bad men....Ramone look for Grasshopper too, Grasshopper hide in washing machine....Ramone want TVs he rescue from neighbor houses when hurricane come....Tweek not come back after rain go away, Mr. Blue say policeman takie Tweek to stay with Sheriff Joe, get new tent and camp out, Haji likie go with Tweek, cook marshmallows and sing songs I bet

...Mr. Blue have many big breasted women by pool tonite, give them cheep wine, laff and play old music real loud, hurt Grasshoppers ears....gotta go, Mr. Blue need more wine for women to get drunk.....long day, Boss Grasshopper tired, still boss too....Haji sissy

posted 09-14-2017 08:43 PM                  

AC make big profit > $4500 on simple minded Mr BlueBalls workers... ez money for AC.

posted 09-15-2017 08:57 PM                  

...Mr. Blue sleep by pool with many big breasted blonde women, they look tired, he make them stay up and do naughty things all nite, keep Grasshopper awake

...Haji see ladies run thru Florida mansion, NAKED....Haji get woodie again, Grass hopper tell Haji go "strangle his chicken"....today we have Haji pet chicken Ralphie for lunch, Haji dumazz, he cry when we eat Ralphie

...tonite, Haji pack chicken sandwich, left over Ralphie, and grape Kool Ade, put on Mr. Blue cool shades, hop on Grasshoppers bike and say he go to Messy Arizona to get money from butthole Mr. Alley Kat for boat with hole in bottom....Mr. Alley Kat not send check again, Haji wait by mailbox all day ....Haji say he might take Ramone, Ramon will ride on handlebars...Haji say Ramone will kick Mr. Alley Cat butt all over yard made of sand.....Haji leave Florida mansion on Grasshoppers Schwinn with fire in eyes, Haji say he Mr. Dillon and he be new sheriff in Messy Arizona, he say Mr. Alley Kat pay or get butt kicked

...Grasshopper gotta go, Mr. Blue yell for Grasshopper to rub back, Haji think Grasshopper need weed eater to cut back hair, Haji sissy

...your friend Haji

posted 09-16-2017 08:18 AM                  

...Mr. Blue makie Grasshopper work in yard all day, he look for Haji, I no tell Haji on long trip....Haji take phone from drunk big breasted blonde lady by pool, Haji get woodie again, say he already kill Ralphie his pet chicken and it don't make woodie go away....Haji dumazz

...Ramone not go on trip, he in jail with new sheriff, , big lady named Cookie want to go to Messy Arizona, WOW, she really BIG lady.... Haji say it hard to pedal bike with Cookie on handle bars, down hill go really fast, uphill, Haji say legs hurt...Haji say she eat lots of Twinkies, but she want to see Mr. Alley Kat real bad, he owe her money too she say.... Haji and Cookie almost to other state call Georgia, say he write more when they stop again to eat more Twinkies,

posted 09-20-2017 10:15 AM                  

...Haji tired, ride Grasshopper bike many miles to Messy Arizona with Miss Cookie on handle bars....lucky Miss Cookie pedal downhill and give Haji rest, Haji only pedal uphill....Miss Cookie eat Twinkies whole trip, Haji trailer almost empty....she eat Twinkies and fart a lot, when Miss Cookie sit on handlebars to fart she nearly blow Haji off bike, my shirt have many brown spots now, good thing Haji wear Grasshoppers goggles on trip...Haji have map to Mr. Alley Kats house, Miss Cookie say she been there, was doing "torrid love" with Mr. Alley Kat, say he hung likie house fly, she anxious to see him....Haji dump lard butt, I mean Miss Cookie, off for Mr Alley Kat to feed Twinkies, Haji get check and leave, pedal fast to Mr. Blue Florida mansion, be happy work for Mr. Blue, Mr. Blue nice to Grasshopper and Haji.....almost to Mr. Alley Kat house now, Miss Cookie bounce up and down on handlebars with joy in heart, she excited to see man with house fly size weenie, Haji laff, Haji have much bigger weenie than house fly

posted 09-28-2017 11:19 AM                  

...Haji not know where to start with Mr. Alley Kat story...Haji ride Grasshopper bike from Mr. Blues fine Florida mansion to Messy Arizona with Cookie on handlebars....Cookie eat many box Twinkies on trip, take all Haji money to feed her, good thing Haji have chicken jerkey left over from pet chicken Ralphie, Haji smart, hide jerkey in underwear

...Haji get to Messy Arizona, find house Mr. Alley Kat live at, Haji mad, knock on door loud, yell at Mr. Alley Kat, "come out Mr. Alley Kat sir, Haji get check for boat".....Mr Alley Kat collect cats, cat pee on Haji foot while I knock on door....door open, Mr. Alley Kat wear boxer shorts likie Mr. Blue, he wear sport coat made of plaid, lookie like he sell used cars.....Mr. Alley Kat have chain lock on door like fancy hotel, he look scared of Haji.....Cookie laugh, say she hear Mr. Alley Kat knees knock all the way to street, his eyes great big, look scared.....Haji yell again, "give me check for boat Mr. Alley Kat sir or Haji get mean on you"....Mr. Alley Kat laff at Haji, then he see Cookie in yard and he look scared again, Mr. Alley Kat scared of Cookie, say she hurt him last time she visit Messy Arizona, he say Cookie broke him ....Mr. Alley Kat say he have no check for Haji, but give Haji gold trophy he win for bowling, say real gold on top ....Haji not dummy, Haji tell Mr. Alley Kat want 2 gold trophy for long trip or I eat his pet cat, Mr. Alley Kat have 20 cats at house, feed Haji all week....Mr. Alley Kat get last gold trophy from shelf and give to Haji, then he cry, say it maybe worth million dollars of gold, but he like Haji so he give Haji million dollar gold trophy for check....Haji give expensive gold trophy to Cookie to hold, she try to eat gold ball on top....I yell bad words at Mr. Alley Kat for not send check, Cookie say she remember nite with Mr. Alley Kat, say he "hung like house fly" and she glad she now have Haji for boy friend.....Haji scared now, Haji pedal to Florida fast as Grasshopper bike can go