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Gene         POA Site Supporter Prowler Junkie From:St.Petersburg,Fl USA |
posted 05-29-2006 06:01 PM
    
What do lawyers use for birth control? > * Their personalities. > > What is the difference between a tick and a lawyer? > * A tick falls off of you when you die. > > Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients? > * To prevent clients from being billed twice for what is essentially the same service. > > What do you have when 100 lawyers are buried up to their neck in sand? > * Not enough sand. > > What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead > lawyer in the middle of the road? > * There are skid marks in front of the skunk. > > What is black and brown and looks good on a lawyer? > * A Doberman. > > Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons? > * If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, > they cannot be recalled. When they land, they screw up everything forever. > > What do lawyers and sperm have in common? > * One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being > > Did you hear that the Post Office just recalled their latest stamps? > * They had pictures of lawyers on them ...and people couldn't figure out > which side to spit on. > > Lawyer's creed: > * A man is innocent until proven broke. > > What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pit bull? > * Lipstick. > > What do you call 20 lawyers skydiving from an airplane? > * Skeet. > > What do you get when you cross a bad politician with a crooked lawyer? > * Chelsea Clinton > > If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why should you swerve to avoid hitting him? > * It might be your bicycle. > > Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest lawyer and an old drunk are walking > down the street together when they simultaneously spot a hundred dollar > bill. Who gets it? > * The old drunk, of course; the other three are mythical creatures. > > It was so cold last winter ... (How cold was it?) > * I saw a lawyer with his hands in his own pockets. > > A man walked into a lawyer's office and inquired about the lawyer's rates. > "$50.00 for three questions", replied the lawyer. "Isn't that awfully > steep?" asked the man. "Yes," the lawyer replied, "and what was your third > question?" > > You're trapped in a room with a tiger, a rattlesnake and a lawyer. You have a > gun with two bullets. What should you do? > * You shoot the lawyer. Twice. > > Do you know what happens when a lawyer takes Viagra? > * He gets taller.
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