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 What word starts with F and ends with K?
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Snoman unregistered Admin Use |
posted 05-26-2006 10:28 PM
   
> > > A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having > > > trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, > > > "Harry, what's your problem?" > > > > > > Harry answered, "I'm too smart for the 1st grade. > > > My sister is in the 3rd grade and I'm smarter than > > > she is! I think I should be in the 3rd grade too!" > > > > > > Ms. Brooks had had enough. She took Harry to the > > > principal's office. > > > > > > While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher > > > explained to the principal what the situation was. > > > The principal told Ms. Brooks he would give the boy > > > a test. If he failed to answer any of his questions > > > he was to go back to the 1st grade and behave. She > > > agreed. > > > > > > Harry was brought in and the conditions were > > > explained to him and he agreed to take the test. > > > > > > Principal: "What is 3 x 3?" > > > > > > Harry: "9." > > > > > > Pri ncipal: "What is 6 x 6?" > > > > > > Harry: "36." > > > > > > And so it went with every question the principal > > > thought a 3rd grader should know. > > > > > > The principal looks at Ms. Brooks and tells her, "I > > > think Harry can go to the 3rd grade." > > > > > > Ms. Brooks says to the principal, "Let me ask him > > > some questions." > > > > > > The principal and Harry both agreed. > > > > > > Ms. Brooks asks, "What does a cow have four of that > > > I have only two of?" > > > > > > Harry, after a moment: "Legs." > > > > > > Ms. Brooks: "What is in your pants that you have > > > but I do not have?" > > > > > > The principal wondered why would she ask such a > > > question! > > > > > > Harry replied: "Pockets." > > > > > > Ms. Brooks: "What does a dog do that a man steps > > > into?" > > > > > > Harry: "Pants." > > > > > > Ms. Brooks: What starts with a C, ends with a T, is > > > hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin, whitish > > > liquid?" > > > > > > Harry: "Coconut." > > > > > > The principal sat forward with his mouth hanging > > > open. > > > > > > Ms. Brooks: "What goes in hard and pink then comes > > > out soft and sticky?" > > > > > > The principal's eyes opened really wide and before > > > he could stop the answer, Harry replied, "Bubble > > > gum." > > > > > > Ms. Brooks: "What does a man do standing up, a wo > > > man does sitting down and a dog does on three legs?" > > > > > > > > > Harry: "Shake hands." > > > > > > The principal was trembling. > > > Ms. Brooks: "What word starts with an 'F' and ends > > > in 'K' that means a lot of heat and excitement?" > > > > > > Harry: "Firetruck." > > > > > > The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told > > > the teacher, "Put Harry in the fifth-grade, I got > > > the last seven questions wrong |
Piddler Prowler Junkie From:Anniston Al |
posted 05-26-2006 11:48 PM
Give that boy a cigar!  |
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meandmykitty unregistered Admin Use |
posted 05-28-2006 11:01 PM
WHAT A SMART KID PUT HIM IN COLLEGE |
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