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tangled up in BLUE	...I recieved a call first thing this morning from Elmer Clarkson, he lives just west of Indy....seems he purchased a 99 red Kat from a previous POA member, Andy ???....Elmer hopes to get online ASAP and get acquainted with the other POA members...he is most enthusiastic about his Kat and is going to send pictures soon...he has several questions about mods... ...Elmer said he is employed as an apprentice mortician at Butcher and Son Funeral Home...he will keep me posted on his progress becoming computer literate....I am trying to talk him into joining the gang for the dinner in Ky in a couple of weeks.... .....welcome Elmer...
Orange	Congrats!
butchcee	Hi Elmer--welcome aboard
pumpkin	Welcome, welcome. ------------------ Current mods: Mopar dual exhaust & front mudflaps; MacMotorsports Air Intake; Real Rod Air Patrol; Graphics by Balistek Designs; ($8) Chrome grille; Chrome tire valve-stem covers; Painted rear bumper lettering; Prowler Pro Gears; Synthetic Oil; Raybestos Ceramic Brake Pads; TGF Door Panel Inserts & Headrest Covers; SheepskinExpress Sheepskin Seatcovers; Grille Light; Pinstriping by Bo Boring; Painted Valve Cover; Window Tinting; Windshield Visor Banner; Front Bumper Removal / Relocation of Front Turn Signal Lights; Real Rod Transmission Cooler Cover, Sill and Carpet Covers, Aero Front Covers and Roadster Rear Pan, rear bumpers removed; rear mudflaps; painted calipers; Prowler Products by Gary Drilled Rotors, front and rear; Painted tach; Jay's Aluminum Billet Center Caps w/shimmers, Chrome Lugnuts and Chrome Radio Bezel Shimmer; Dash Rings; Windshield Wiper Arm Removal; Fender Trim; Speaker Replacement; Painted Plenum; Painted Radiator Crossmember; Painted Rear Mudflaps; Air Patrol graphics; Aluminum engine compartment support bars; PlasmaGlow 7-color LED Underbody Kit; Dash Designs Dash Mat; Airbrushed Rear Trim Panel and Painted Headlight Caps. More 'Pumpkin' photos . . . . . More cars and other stuff New pictures in Personal Scrapbook (02/23/03) "I may have to grow older, but I do not have to grow up!" "The Prowler is not a car to go from Point A to Point B. The Prowler is the Point!"
CJ	Congratulations on your new cat Elmer and welcome to POA. Hope to meet you at the dinner in KY! ------------------ CJ - The One and Only 1999 Black - PPROWLR 2002 Deep Candy Red - CJPROWLN Classic/Beautiful - I'm referring to the Cat of course!
Howard	Elmer, Welcome aboard the greatest car group. Howard
BeWare	Elmer Congrats and welcome
GenoTex	Hi Elmer............. welcome aboard! Please don't judge everyone in the POA organization by your meeting with Mr. Bell... some of us are a lot different than him... you get to figure out whether that's a good or bad thing! LOL.
ed monahan	Elmer, welcome to the POA. 99 RED is a great choice. Tangled Larry wants you to come to the dinner in Newport since it is tradition that the new guy picks up the tab. lol. ------------------
bdcurtis	"99 red Kat" way to go Elmer And welcome to a new world (I call it heaven). ------------------ Bill and Diana Curtis Fresno, CA 1999 Red Kat
mike82	TUIB, that's strange,i tried to get a hold of Elmer at work & home so i could welcome him personally, but no listing of either place.Butcher & Son is a catchy name.
ed monahan	It is a combination Funeral Home and Chinese Restaurant, Oh wait a minute, that was a different thread. lol
Lone Ranger	Elmer, welcome to a great site with great people. Congratulations on you new kat.
ALLEY CAT	Elmer Fudd - WELCOME to the POA!! I remembered that you emailed me about buying that Prowler,,,,hope it was the one you wanted, as the other red cat you wanted me to track the history on had been in a severe accident? I see you are a apprentice mortician. Maybe when you make journeyman mortician status,,,,you will give the POA members a group discounts on embalming, casket purchases, funeral services, and/or cremation. We have several members near Cincinnati that are close to going under the lawn, so I hope you advance fast and get the discounts going. Feel free to ask questions or add your input to any topic. Could you email me a picture of your red cat and you? ENJOY THE RIDE
Bob Hacker	Welcome Elmer!! Bob & Colleen
Tom Santella	I knew the mortician comments were coming. It's all in good fun. I bet these will not be the last. Maybe we will let Elmer get established before we let go with the torrent of good natured mortician thoughts. lol ------------------ BackinBlack
ALLEY CAT	I agree Tom,,,,Tangled shouldn't have told us that about Elmo,,or whatever his name is, being a blood sucker. Now that we know, we'll be "draining" him for information. I think the POA group discount deal is a great idea,,,,they are now selling caskets at COSTCO stores Tom, I haven't forgot you Conn. owners,,,where land is at a premium. I'm contacting Elmer about my new idea of 'vertical' burials, and thinking of a U.S. patent.
ALLEY CAT	For those of you who prefer cremation,,,maybe Elmer can come up with a discount also,,called: Saint Elmo's Fire Here,,,, your ashes will be painted to the color of your Prowler, and placed in a 1:18th Prowler die cast to be cherished by your loved ones OR sold on eBay.
toys	Elmer Welcome to the Jungle. Toys
Randy Cobb	Elmer: Welcome. You are already a seasoned veteran after getting brainwashed by Mr. Bell and getting rassed by AC! ------------------
Tom Santella	AC, Does Rodney have any good mortician jokes? Because of all these burials, every day there is less land where I can dig pools, remember Poltergise? Ashes mixed into the paint?? New meaning to GHOST FLAMES. LOL ------------------ BackinBlack
ALLEY CAT	Tom - I like your idea of adding the ashes to the paint for Ghost flames Awesome! Maybe Chuck can have his airbrushed artwork be done in the Poltergeist theme? Randy - Elmer is in good hands with Tangled and I Elmer - please post soon,,,we are 'dying' to chat with you!