The Lone Ranger was captured by the Indians and the Chief proclaims, "So, you are the great Lone Ranger. In honor of the Harvest Festival you will be executed in three days.....But before I kill you, I will grant you three requests. What is your first request?"The Lone Ranger responds, "I'd like to speak to my horse."
The Chief nods and Silver is brought before the Lone Ranger, who whispers in Silver's ear and the horse gallops away. Later that evening, Silver returns with a beautiful blonde on his back.
As the Indian Chief watches, the blonde enters the Lone Ranger's tent and spends the night.
The next morning the Chief admits that he's impressed. "You have a very fine and loyal horse but I will still kill you in two days. What is your second request?"
The Lone Ranger again asks to speak with his horse. Silver is brought to him and he again whispers into the horse's ear. As before, Silver takes off and disappears over the horizon. Later that evening, Silver again returns....this time with a brunette even more attractive than the blonde. She enters the Lone Ranger's tent and spends the night.
The following morning the Indian Chief is again impressed. "You are indeed a man of many talents but I will still kill you tomorrow..... What is your last request?"
The Lone Ranger responds, "I'd like to speak with my horse....alone."
The Chief is curious, but agrees and Silver is brought to the Lone Ranger's tent. Once they're alone, the Lone Ranger grabs Silver by both ears, looks him square in the eye and says,... "Listen very carefully, you dumb a$$ horse. For the LAST time.....BRING POSSEEEE!!!!!!
