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Tytanium-K	One Flaw in Women By the time the Lord made woman, he was into his sixth day of working overtime. An angel appeared and said, "Why are you spending so much time on this one?" And the Lord answered, "Have you seen my spec sheet on her? She has to be completely washable, but not plastic, have over 200 movable parts, all replaceable and able to run on diet coke and leftovers, have a lap that can hold four children at one time, have a kiss that can cure anything from a scraped knee to a broken heart-and she will do everything with only two hands." The angel was astounded at the requirements. "Only two hands!? No way! And that's just on the standard model? That's too much work for one day. Wait until tomorrow to finish." "But I won't," the Lord protested. "I am so close to finishing this creation that is so close to my own heart. She already heals herself when she is sick AND can work 18 hour days." The angel moved closer and touched the woman. "But you have made her so soft, Lord." "She is soft," the Lord agreed, "but I have also made her tough. You have no idea what she can endure or accomplish." "Will she be able to think?", asked the angel. The Lord replied, "Not only will she be able to think, she will be able to reason and negotiate." The angel then noticed something, and reaching out, touched the woman's cheek. "Oops, it looks like you have a leak in this model. I told you that you were trying to put too much into this one." "That's not a leak," the Lord corrected, "that's a tear!" "What's the tear for?" the angel asked. The Lord said, "The tear is her way of expressing her joy, her sorrow, her pain, her disappointment, her love, her loneliness, her grief and her pride." The angel was impressed. "You are a genius, Lord. You thought of everything! Woman is truly amazing." And she is! Women have strengths that amaze men. They bear hardships and they carry burdens, but they hold happiness, love and joy. They smile when they want to scream. They sing when they want to cry. They cry when they are happy and laugh when they are nervous. They fight for what they believe in. They stand up to injustice. They don't take "no" for an answer when they believe there is a better solution. They go without so their family can have. They go to the doctor with a frightened friend. They love unconditionally. They cry when their children excel and cheer when their friends get awards. They are happy when they hear about a birth or a wedding. Their hearts break when a friend dies. They grieve at the loss of a family member, yet they are strong when they think there is no strength left. They know that a hug and a kiss can heal a broken heart. Women come in all shapes, sizes and colors. They'll drive, fly, walk, run or e-mail you to show how much they care about you. The heart of a woman is what makes the world keep turning. They bring joy, hope and love. They have compassion and ideals. They give moral support to their family and friends. Women have vital things to say and everything to give. HOWEVER, IF THERE IS ONE FLAW IN WOMEN ITS THAT THEY FORGET THEIR WORTH. ------------------ YOU DON'T HAVE A SOUL--YOU ARE A SOUL. YOU HAVE A BODY!
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ALLEY CAT	OK Dusti,,,,we got him covered now
Snoman
CJ	Thank you.......
heynow14	One will make a great President someday.
Snoman	quote: Originally posted by heynow14: One will make a great President someday. Heaven help us!LOL
Tytanium-K	quote: Originally posted by Snoman: Heaven help us!LOL Old School thinking, Dude! I have worked for several women during both my lengthy careers...20 years USAF & 22+ years Civil Service and women have been much better and way more memorable bosses than ANY MAN I've ever worked for! Women would almost hafta do a wayyy totally better job than any President, to date! I'm NOT looking for female kudo's here, just expressing my very, very honest opinion! Our male leaders continue to disappoint me! Am I a party of one? Evil Elf would know as I've always shared my working relationship experiences with her--both male & female! In my office, many men simply talk too damn much! And about what happened in their lives 40 years ago! Nobody wants to hear that! I've yet to hear a group of women discuss their childhood experiences over & over & over, ad infinitum! How extremely boring that is! I have told several male counterparts never to visit my cube again...this after many years of enduring their stories! It's like pins in my eyes! Women basically Rock! Men basically don't! Just my 2 cents!
CJ	Wow, Ty........thanks.......but hopefully you aren't a party of one. I've worked for male and female bosses and I'd take the females long before the males. With regard to a female president........why not? The males sure haven't done such a great job over the years. However, it would depend on the female........Hillary will NEVER get my vote.