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ed monahanJennifer's wedding day was fast approaching. Nothing could dampen her excitement - not even her parent's nasty divorce.

Her mother had found the PERFECT dress to wear, and would be the best-dressed mother-of-the-bride ever!

A week later, Jennifer was horrified to learn that her father's new, young wife had bought the exact same dress as her mother!

Jennifer asked her father's new young wife to exchange it, but she refused.

"Absolutely not! I look like a million bucks in this dress, and I'm wearing it," she replied.

Jennifer told her mother who graciously said, ''Never mind sweetheart. I'll get another dress. After all, it's your special day.''

A few days later, they went shopping, and did find another gorgeous dress for her mother.

When they stopped for lunch, Jennifer asked her mother, ''Aren't you going to return the other dress?

You really don't have another occasion where you could wear it."

Her mother just smiled and replied, ''Of course I do, dear.....I'm wearing it to the rehearsal dinner the night BEFORE the wedding.''

(NOW I ASK YOU - IS THERE A WOMAN OUT THERE, ANYWHERE, WHO WOULDN'T ENJOY THIS STORY?)

Women are like phones: They like to be held, talked to, and touched often. But push the wrong button and your ass is disconnected!

Women are Angels. And when someone breaks our wings....

We simply continue to fly ........ on a broomstick.....

We are flexible like that.


CJLOL! LOVE it!
BeWareTrue story. My ex-wife and I flew from Utah to Maryland to attend my sisters small and informal wedding. Before we left Utah my wife purchased a dress to wear to the wedding. When we arrived at the church, my sister and my ex-wife we wearing the identical dress.

This message has been edited by BeWare on 06-18-2012 at 04:11 PM

ed monahanSandy and her twin sister have sent each other IDENTICAl birthdays gifts several times, along with the exact same birthday card. Her sister lives in Fla. They have also purchased the same dress several times.
marianeBI like it! it's normal for a mother to feel like that.
Tytanium-KGREAT one, ed........Love It!!!
Marty Usher
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Originally posted by BeWare:
True story. My ex-wife and I flew from Utah to Maryland to attend my sisters small and informal wedding. Before we left Utah my wife purchased a dress to wear to the wedding. When we arrived at the church, my sister and my ex-wife we wearing the identical dress.

Rich - how does Linda feel about you traveling out of town with your ex-wife?

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