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WINDY CITY PROWLER

Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee in St. Peters Square, Rome The first Catholic man tells his friends, "My son is a priest, when he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'." The second Catholic man chirps, "My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room, People call him 'Your Grace '." The third Catholic gent says, "My son is a Cardinal. When he enters a room, everyone bows their head and says 'Your Eminence'." The fourth Catholic man says very proudly, "My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Holiness'." Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, the four men give her a subtle, "Well....?" She proudly replies, "I have a daughter, Slim, Tall, 38D breasts, 24" waist and 34" hips. When she walks into a room, people say, 'My God!'"