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reechee	A suspected Covid-19 male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A young student female nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath. "Nurse,"' he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?" Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet." He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, please check for me. Are my testicles black?" Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worrying about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and pulls back the covers. She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles gently in the other. She looks very closely and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir. They look fine." The man slowly pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her, and says very slowly, "Thank you very much. That was wonderful. Now listen very, very, closely: "Are - my - test - results - back?"
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cstall	i dunno - the joke is kinda sexist and misogynist, don't ya think? To make it more PC, replace "young student female nurse", with "fat, hairy drag queen". And replace "male patient" with "Rachel Maddow". That's better...
mslc10	go Cstall go with your political correctness self! Oops I said polilitical! I should change that to “wokeness” !
StingRay	Guys guys guys ... remember, if there wasn't a double standard, they would have no standard