posted 06-05-2015 11:32 AM                  

I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 76).

We decided to grab a bite at the food court.

I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to
him.

The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors -
green, red, Orange, and blue.

My dad kept staring at her.

The teenager kept looking and would find my dad staring every
time..

When the teenager had had enough, she sarcastically asked:
"What's the matter, old man, never done anything wild in your life?"

Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response. I knew he would have a good one!

In classic style he responded without batting an eyelid

"Got stoned once and had sex with a parrot. I was just wondering
if you might be my kid."