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Author | Topic: Free Kittens |
CJ POA Lifetime Site Supporter Prowler Junkie Personal ScrapBook From:Rochester Hills, MI USA |
posted 07-05-2012 02:05 PM
This is not meant to be political...or I would have put it in the political section. It was sent to me by a friend through email. Regardless of who you are (or party affiliation), it's just a joke...and a funny one at that (even if it was reversed). "Don't care who you are, this is funny... FREE KITTENS A pretty little girl named Suzy was standing on the sidewalk in front of her home. Next to her was a basket containing a number of tiny creatures; in her hand was a sign announcing FREE KITTENS. Suddenly a line of big black cars pulled up beside her. Out of the lead car stepped a tall, grinning man. "Hi there little girl, I'm President Obama. "Kittens," little Suzy said. "How old are they?" asked Obama. Suzy replied, "They're so young, their eyes aren't even open yet." "And what kind of kittens are they?" "Democrats," answered Suzy with a smile. Obama was delighted. As soon as he returned to his car, he called his PR chief and told him about the little girl and the kittens. Recognizing the perfect photo op, the two men agreed that the president should return the next day; and in front of the assembled media, have the girl talk about her discerning kittens. So the next day, Suzy was again standing on the sidewalk with her basket of "FREE KITTENS," when another motorcade pulled up, this time followed by vans from ABC, NBC, CBS and CNN. Cameras and audio equipment were quickly set up, then Obama got out of his limo and walked over to little Suzy. "Hello, again," he said, "I'd love it if you would tell all my friends out there what kind of kittens you're giving away." "Yes sir," Suzy said. "They're Republicans." Taken by surprise, the president stammered, but...but...yesterday, you told me they were DEMOCRATS." Little Suzy smiled and said, "I know. But today, they have their eyes open." |
BradleyG POA Site Supporter Prowler Junkie From:Dallas, Texas |
posted 07-05-2012 02:28 PM
CJ.. You scared me.. I just knew I was going to see this free cat sign posted along the road. But, I'm not worried anymore because my eyes have been opened. Thanks for sharing.. That was funny. This is not meant to offend anyone. |
ALLEY CAT POA Lifetime Site Supporter Prowler Junkie From:mesa, az, USA |
posted 07-05-2012 10:17 PM
It made perfect sense to me.....lol,, |
WINDY CITY PROWLER POA Site Supporter Prowler Junkie From:CHICAGO, ILLINOIS. USA |
posted 07-08-2012 02:36 PM
I didn't get it. LOL |
GenoTex POA Site Supporter Prowler Junkie Personal ScrapBook From:Oakfield, WI, USA |
posted 07-08-2012 09:53 PM
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BeWare POA Site Supporter Prowler Junkie From:Acworth , Georgia , USA |
posted 07-10-2012 10:50 AM
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