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Author | Topic: How to call the police |
CJ POA Lifetime Site Supporter Prowler Junkie Personal ScrapBook From:Rochester Hills, MI USA |
posted 02-15-2010 04:04 PM
HOW TO CALL THE POLICE WHEN YOU'RE OLD AND DON'T MOVE FAST ANYMORE. George Phillips , an elderly man, from Meridian, Mississippi, was going up to bed when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed which she could see from the bedroom window. George opened the back door to go turn off the light but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things. He phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?" George said, "Okay." He hung up the phone and counted to 30. Then he phoned the police again. "Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people stealing things from my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now because I just shot and killed them both, the dogs are eating them right now." and he hung up. Within five minutes, six Police Cars, a SWAT Team, a Helicopter, two Fire Trucks, a Paramedic, and an Ambulance showed up at the Phillips' residence, and caught the burglars red-handed. One of the Policemen said to George, "I thought you said that you'd shot them!" George said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!" I LOVE IT! Don't mess with old people. |
BeWare POA Site Supporter Prowler Junkie From:Acworth , Georgia , USA |
posted 02-16-2010 08:35 AM
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SuperKat POA Site Supporter Prowler Junkie From:Atlanta, Georgia, USA |
posted 02-16-2010 06:11 PM
Excellent !! |
GOATFALLS POA Site Supporter Prowler Junkie From:OK. 74070 |
posted 02-16-2010 09:47 PM
good for him |
TLRandall POA Site Supporter Prowler Junkie From:CALDWELL, TX, US |
posted 02-16-2010 09:54 PM
I love that guy!!! |
SirReal POA Site Supporter Prowler Junkie From:Burtonsville,Md Good ole U.S.A |
posted 02-16-2010 10:28 PM
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