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prowlrman

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posted 03-12-2009 05:51 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for prowlrman     send a private message to prowlrman   Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote   Search for more posts by prowlrman
Letter from the Boss


As the CFO of this business that employees 140 people, I have regretfully resigned myself to the fact that Barrack Obama is President, and that our taxes and government fees will increase in a BIG way.

To compensate for these increases, I figure that the clients will have to see an increase in our fees to them of about 8% but since we cannot increase our fees right now due to the dismal state of our economy, we will have to lay off 8 of our employees instead. This has really been eating at me for a while, as we believe we are family here and I didn't know how to choose who will have to go. So, this is what I did. I strolled through our parking lot and found 8 Obama bumper stickers on our employee's cars and have decided these folks will be the first to be laid off.

I can't think of a more fair way to approach this problem. These folks wanted change, so I am giving it to them. If you have a better idea, let me know.

Sincerely,

The Boss

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posted 03-12-2009 06:06 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for SirReal     send a private message to SirReal   Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote   Search for more posts by SirReal
Dear Boss,
You made the mistake of leaving evidence on your desk that clearly shows how you have been cooking the books. The janitor saw the evidence and made copies which he turned over to the F.B.I. We wish you well and say hi to Bernie for us. Please know we are not upset about the raise freeze over the last eight years.

Yours Truly

ALLEY CAT





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Dear Boss,

Thanks for the yearly pay raises the past eight years, and that was a great idea to jettison those eight tax and spend liberals, that were dead weight around the workplace.

Yours Truly,
The rest of us hard working, reliable employees

SirReal


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posted 03-12-2009 07:34 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for SirReal     send a private message to SirReal   Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote   Search for more posts by SirReal
I knew it wouldn't take you long
All I have to say is.... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2WNrx2jq184

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posted 03-12-2009 07:42 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for SirReal     send a private message to SirReal   Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote   Search for more posts by SirReal
Folks see how easy that was? We played Point/CounterPoint and no one got hurt or called stupid. We have made great progress here. See Change is good
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That's cause YellowFever didn't post.

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all those people who voted for him,omama that is,post here.dont be afraid to admit it,we wont roast you,yet.sombody put him in office and it wasn't i.

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posted 03-12-2009 08:17 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for SirReal     send a private message to SirReal   Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote   Search for more posts by SirReal
I didn't see omama anywhere on the ballot
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quote:
Originally posted by SirReal:
Please know we are not upset about the raise freeze over the last eight years.

Yours Truly



Raise freeze? Is that ubonics or something?

They musta been crappy lazy workers cause everyone I know got raises and bonuses last 8 years in addition to tax breaks.

Perhaps you'd have known that had you been working.....

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quote:
Originally posted by SirReal:
I didn't see omama anywhere on the ballot

what do you expect? you're a kool-aid drinking libbie and only see what you want to see.

hey, has odrama started paying your mortgage or buying you gas yet? LOL!!!!

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Trey good to see that you still can't have a discussion with anyone unless you are calling names. Try to leave 7th grade behind once in awhile and act like an adult. AND yet again, that's why we have a political forum for this crap. Keep it where it needs to be.

This message has been edited by TFischer on 03-13-2009 at 07:39 PM

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Originally posted by TFischer:
Trey good to see that you still can't have a discussion with anyone unless you are calling names. Try to leave 7th grade behind once in awhile and act like an adult. AND yet again, that's why we have a political forum for this crap. Keep it where it needs to be.

I like you alot

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Originally posted by TFischer:
Trey good to see that you still can't have a discussion with anyone unless you are calling names. Try to leave 7th grade behind once in awhile and act like an adult. AND yet again, that's why we have a political forum for this crap. Keep it where it needs to be.

You're awefully one sided aren't you?

Where was your outrage with heynow????

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Originally posted by heynow14:
That's cause YellowFever didn't post.



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