posted 10-30-2006 09:41 PM                  

You have to have another kid chew the candy for you.

You ask for high fiber candy only.

When someone drops a candy bar in your bag, you lose your balance and fall over.

People say, "Great Keith Richards mask!" and you're not wearing a mask.

When the door opens you yell, "Trick or..." and can't remember the rest.

By the end of the night, you have a bag full of restraining orders.

You have to carefully choose a costume that won't dislodge your hairpiece.

You're the only Power Ranger in the neighborhood with a walker.

posted 10-30-2006 10:19 PM                  

...you think Led Zepplin was a weapon from WWI

...you went to school with Keith Richards

...you think the "day the music died" was about Glen Miller

...you bought a brand new Mustang like Sally, a 1965

...you run a music trivia contest and show the answers with the song clips

posted 10-31-2006 08:28 PM                  

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Originally posted by tangled up in BLUE:
you're too old for music trivia contests when...

...you run a music trivia contest and show the answers with the song clips

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