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Topic: New Crop Of Bumper Stickers
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quincy
    
    
    
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Prowler Junkie
From:Fairfield Glade, TN. USA
Registered: May 2004
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posted 09-20-2006 11:29 AM
    
NEW CROP OF BUMPER STICKERS:
IF YOU CAN'T FEED EM, DON'T BREED EM!
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Constipated People Don't Give A Crap.
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If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer.
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Horn Broken ... Watch For Finger.
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The Earth Is Full - Go Home.
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I Have The Body Of A God - Buddha.
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So Many Pedestrians - So Little Time.
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Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult.
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If We Quit Voting, Will They All Go Away?
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Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway.
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Illiterate? Write For Help.
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Honk If Anything Falls Off.
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Cover Me, I'm Changing Lanes.
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He Who Hesitates Not Only Is Lost, But is Miles >From The Next Exit.
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I Refuse To Have A Battle Of Wits With An Unarmed Person.
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You! Out Of The Gene Pool - Now!
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I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To.
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Fight Crime: Shoot Back!
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(Seen Upside Down On A Jeep) If You Can Read This, Please Flip Me Back Over...
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Stop Lights Timed For 35 mph Also Are Timed For 70 mph
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Guys: No Shirt, No Service Gals: No Shirt, No Charge
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If Walking Is So Good For You, Then Why Does My Mailman Look Like Jabba The Hut?
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Ax Me About Ebonics.
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Body By Nautilus; Brain By Mattel.
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Boldly Going Nowhere.
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Caution - Driver Legally Blonde.
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Heart Attacks: God's Revenge For Eating His Animal Friends
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Honk If You've Never Seen An Uzi Fired From A Car Window.
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How Many Roads Must A Man Travel Down Before He Admits He is Lost?
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GROW YOUR OWN DOPE --- PLANT A MAN.
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All Men Are Animals; Some Just Make Better Pets.
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AND Finally
"POLITICIANS & DIAPERS BOTH NEED
TO BE CHANGED OFTEN, AND FOR THE SAME REASON" |
pumpkin
  
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Prowler Junkie
Visit Waleke's World
Personal ScrapBook From:Las Cruces, NM, USA
Registered: Dec 2001
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posted 09-20-2006 12:30 PM
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 More 'Pumpkin' photos and Mod Stuff . . . . . . . Our other cars and stuff "I may have to grow older, but I do not have to grow up!" "The Prowler is not a car to go from Point A to Point B. The Prowler is the Point!" |
Snoman
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posted 09-20-2006 09:34 PM
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CJ
POA Lifetime Site Supporter
Prowler Junkie
Personal ScrapBook From:Rochester Hills, MI USA
Registered: Jul 2000
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posted 09-20-2006 10:08 PM
Too funny........ |
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