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| Author | Topic: PRAYERS!! |
Tytanium-K      POA Site Supporter Prowler Junkie From:Sweet Home Northern Bama, USA |
posted 09-19-2006 08:22 AM
    
FEMALE PRAYER . . Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep, One who's handsome, smart and strong One who loves to listen long, One who thinks before he speaks, One who'll call, not wait for weeks. I pray he's gainfully employed, When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens my door, Massages my back and begs to do more. Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind, Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?" I pray that this man will love me to no end, And always be my very best friend. Amen. . . . . . MALE PRAYER . . I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge jugs who owns a liquor store and a fishing boat. This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a crap. Amen. |
ALLEY CAT               POA Lifetime Site Supporter Prowler Junkie From:mesa, az, USA |
posted 09-19-2006 09:14 AM
An oldie,,,but still good! |
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Tytanium-K POA Site Supporter Prowler Junkie From:Sweet Home Northern Bama, USA |
posted 09-19-2006 12:27 PM
quote:Why, thank you for noticing!  Now if evil elf only would! Would what? Uhuh! |
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