posted 08-15-2006 11:28 PM                    

Tears formed in his eyes as he thought about her
seeing the wonders of nature through such innocent
eyes.

Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground. He
went over to her to see what work of God had captured
her attention. He noticed she was looking at two
spiders mating.

"Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" she asked
"They're mating," her father replied "What do you call
the spider on top?" she asked.

"Why, that's a Daddy Longlegs," her father answered.
"So, the other one is a Mommy Longlegs?" the little
girl asked.

As his heart soared with the joy of such a cute and
innocent question he replied "No dear, the both of
them are Daddy Longlegs."

The little girl, looking a little puzzled, thought for
a moment.........then took her foot and stomped them
flat and said, "Well, we're not having any of that gay
$hit in our garden.