posted 06-28-2006 09:17 AM                    

He's rather taken aback, because he can't place where he knows her
from. So he says, "Do you Know me?"

To which she replies, "I think you're the father of one of my kids."

Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful
to his wife and says, "My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor
party that I laid on the pool table with all my buddies watching, while
your partner whipped my butt with wet celery???"