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Author | Topic: Grandma Is Blunt |
chasmccart POA Site Supporter Prowler Junkie From:Pembroke, MA USA |
posted 06-07-2006 04:29 PM
Lawyers should never ask a Southern Grandma a question, if they aren't prepared for the answer. In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his First Witness, a Grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know me?" She responded, "Why, yes I do know you, Mr. Smith. The lawyer was stunned! She again replied, "Why, Yes I do, I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster, too. The judge asked both counselors to approach the bench and, in a very quiet voice, said, "If either of you idiots asks her if she knows me, I'll send you to The Electric Chair." |
Kruisin Kat Prowler Junkie From:Rochester, NH, USA |
posted 06-08-2006 06:38 AM
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pumpkin POA Site Supporter Prowler Junkie Visit Waleke's World Personal ScrapBook From:Las Cruces, NM, USA |
posted 06-08-2006 11:18 AM
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