posted 05-26-2006 10:30 PM                    

The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring back a semen
sample tomorrow."

The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him
the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day.

The doctor asked what happened and the man explained: "Well, doc, it's like this -
first I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but
still nothing.

Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then her left, still
nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth
out, and still nothing.

We even called up Arlene, the lady next door and she tried too, first with both
hands, then an armpit and she even tried squeezing' it between her knees, but
still nothing."

The doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbor?"