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Michael Pond        POA Site Supporter Prowler Junkie From:Canon City, Colorado |
posted 08-09-2016 11:44 AM
    
Three New York surgeons were playing golf together and discussing surgeries they had performed. One of them said, 'I'm the best surgeon in the state. In my favourite case, a concert pianist lost seven fingers in an accident; I re-attached them,and 8 months later he performed a private concert for the Queen of England'. The second surgeon said. 'That's nothing. A young man lost an arm and both legs in an accident; I reattached them, and 2 years later he won a gold Medal in track and field events in the Olympics'. The third surgeon said, 'You guys are amateurs. Several years ago a woman was high on cocaine and marijuana and she rode a horse head-on into a train, travelling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the woman's blonde hair and the horse's ass. I was able to put them together and now She's running for president of the US. |
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