posted 03-27-2016 11:22 AM                  

As my (former) hero "Cool Hand" Luke used to say to the boss man...."Shakin' the bushes boss!....Shakin' the bushes!...."I got my mind right, boss!"

In order to show my "enlightenment" I have decided to create a thread dedicated to some of his greatest feats, accomplishments and virtues....

In adoration and praise please post here your accolades of the past achievements and virtues of our mutual hero, Donald Trump

I'll start with a few....Please add yours...

1.
When Donald Trump enters an elevator, the world goes down.

2.
If your planning to put a period after a sentence you better ask Donald Trump first. Only he decides when a sentence ends.

3.
Donald Trump is so tough that he didn't cry when Bambi's mother died

4.
The song 'I'm too sexy for my shirt' was created for Donald Trump. But it isn't completely true. He is too sexy for clothes all together.

5.
Donald Trump was the fifth Beatle.

6.
Donald Trump once threw a handful of rocks in the ocean. They are now called "Hawaii."

7.
The Grinch stole Christmas until Donald Trump ordered him to return it.

8.
Little known fact: Donald Trump has promised to win the heart of Vladimir Putin. He says he'll keeps it in a jar on his desk in the Oval Office.

9.
Donald Trump actually knows how much wood the woodchuck can chuck.

10.
Donald Trump can cut down a tree with scissors.

11.
Donald Trump doesn't put his pants on like everyone else. He commands them and they jump on him.

12.
Donald Trump once won the 24 hour Le Mans auto race in 15 minutes.

13.
DONald tRuMP Can capiTALiZE aNy Way he WAnTS.

14.
Donald Trump won't have to build a wall on the Southern border. He'll just draw a dotted line and a map that says "I dare you".

15.
Moses did not part the Red Sea, Donald Trump did it from the other side

16.
When Donald Trump snapped his fingers he created the world.... If he snaps them again he could destroy it.

17.
Donald Trump is faster than a speeding bullet and can leap tall buildings in a single bound.

18.
Donald Trump killed himself a "bar" when he was only 3!

19.
Donald Trump once had his butler chop down a $300,000.00 Cherry Tree and, because he couldn't tell a lie, fired the servant after swearing to his father that it was all the butler's idea.

20.
Donald Trump taught Don Rickles how to insult people.

I've discovered that there is MANY, MANY, MORE reason's to make Donald Trump the GOP's nominee in 2016 and I hope you'll share this with "the unwashed" to insure his coronation in November......

Go, Donald, Go!

(shakin' the bushes boss......shakin' the bushes)

posted 03-27-2016 12:16 PM                  

MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!

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** > Trump's next book....sure to be another #1 best seller

Cleaning up the bloodshed of the SIX losers, was Mrs. Trump:
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There,,,I broke my own rule not to read or post on UB's thread.....and shall refrain from doing so again (if possible) >

posted 03-27-2016 07:30 PM                  

....I'z got my mind right Boss!.... Anything you'se sez, Boss!

posted 03-28-2016 11:57 AM                  

22.
When Donald Trump orders a 32 oz Coke in New York City, Michael Bloomburg personally serves it to him.

23.
Lance Armstrong has won Le Tour de France 7 times, Donald Trump has done it only once, but he did it riding a unicycle...

24.
Someone once challenged Donald Trump to a battle of wits. He was never heard of again.

25.
Last year Donald Trump won the prize for best float at the Carnival in Rio simply by walking in the parade wearing his $20,000.00 Armani suit.

26.
Only Donald Trump has successfully put the genie back in the bottle.

27.
In Vegas, Donald Trump can get blackjack using only one card

28.
Donald Trump can put all his baskets in 1 egg!

29.
Someone once closed their computer while on a picture of Donald Trump to go get a sandwich..... That person never got the chance to eat it as he mysteriously starved to death on the way to his kitchen.

30.
Donald Trump can control climate change by adjusting his personal thermostat.

31.
When Donald Trump enters a room, it explodes since not one building can hold that much awesome

32.
The documentary film, “Biography of Donald Trump”, won EVERY Academy Award.....

33.
Many years ago Donald Trump farted in a ditch and the Grand Canyon was created

34.
Donald Trump got a perfect score in bowling, with a ping pong ball.

35.
Osama Bin Laden did not go hiding cause America was looking for him, but because Donald Trump was

36.
Donald Trump can install a program without accepting the TERMS & CONDITIONS

37.
Donald Trump was born in a marble and gold mansion that he built with his own bare hands.

38.
Donald Trump can build a triangle with two right angles.

39.
When Donald Trump is at the beach he doesn't get tanned.... the sun gets Donald Trumped

40.
Donald Trump has never worn glasses in his life. If he can't see it, then it doesn't exist.

41.
Donald Trump never uses a navigation system. The direction he is heading is ALWAYS the right direction.

42.
Donald Trump hears sign language

posted 03-29-2016 12:10 PM                  

43.
Donald Trump won the Chelsea Flower Show, with weeds.

44.
Opportunity doesn't knock for Donald Trump.... it waits and calls at a decent hour.

45. One morning, Donald Trump decided to travel to Mars.... By Foot......... He was back before lunch.

46.
When Apollo 13 said "Houston, we have a problem," NASA got help from Donald Trump.

47.
Donald Trump plays Monopoly with real houses

48.
The Seven Wonders Of The World are just sightings of Donald Trump when he visited seven different places.

49.
Donald Trump is so tough he went skydiving without a parachute......TWICE!

50.
If Donald Trump doesn't know it, it's not worth knowing.

51.
Donald Trump can judge a book by its cover.

52.
Donald Trump can fast-forward live TV.

53.
Donald Trump logs onto the internet using his typewriter.

54.
Everybody tries to be perfect.....Perfection tries to be Donald Trump

55.
Donald Trump once got a hole in 1 at Augusta National..... After he Tee'd off on the first hole at Pebble Beach

56.
The sweat from Trump's brow has healing properties.