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ed monahan POA Lifetime Site Supporter Prowler Junkie Personal ScrapBook From:Cincinnati, Oh, USA |
posted 01-25-2014 09:42 AM
Teacher Arrested At JFK International Airport
He did not identify the man, who has been charged by the FBI with carrying weapons of math instruction. 'Al-Gebra is a problem for us', the Attorney General said. 'They derive solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in search of absolute values.' They use secret code names like "X" and "Y" and refer to themselves as "unknowns;" but we have determined that they belong to a common denominator of the axis of medieval with coordinates in every country. As the Greek philosopher Isosceles used to say, "There are 3 sides to every triangle." When asked to comment on the arrest, President Obama said, "If God had wanted us to have better weapons of math instruction, He would have given us more fingers and toes." White House aides told reporters they could not recall a more intelligent or profound statement by the President. It is believed that another Nobel Prize will follow.
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garysss POA Site Supporter Prowler Junkie From:Balto. Md. |
posted 01-25-2014 09:55 AM
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bjprowler POA Site Supporter Prowler Junkie From:Clarksville,Ohio,USA |
posted 01-25-2014 11:54 AM
I don't know if he'll get another Nobel prize, but I'd love to see him make the cover of Time Magazine one last time....
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padroo POA Site Supporter Prowler Junkie From:Chesterton, IN, USA |
posted 01-25-2014 01:48 PM
Who thinks of this stuff! |
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