posted 02-08-2003 07:10 PM                    

here it is NOT MY WORDS...

Plymouth Prowler Woodward Dream Cruise XXXL

The Plymouth Prowler People get their own night before the official start of the Woodward Dream Cruise. Most likely, it's because these cars are considered glorified Neons with an underpowered 6 cylinder engines. They look good, but just can't compete with a Plymouth Roadrunner with a 440 big block six pack! Now, don't go emailing me with vindictive retorts of my ignorance and impudence. The fact is that I think these are cute cars for cute people. They really should have named them the Plymouth Pretty, especially when they're dressed up with those neat color coordinated flames on the side! Ahhh, there's nothing like alienating my target audience! Thank god I'm not selling REAL cars! Anyway, this is a massive Maxweight shirt by Allsport and made of 100% Preshrunk cotton. The only flaw I could fine was a tiny purplish dot on the sleeve just above the "o" in "above" on the last image. Otherwise, it's worn in, but not worn out. Now, to snub the last of you readers. Don't you think it's kind of oxymoronic to wear a shirt of this size that promotes good health?! If this shirt fits you, you're cruisin' toward a heart attack!

posted 02-08-2003 07:27 PM                  

Must drive a Yugo....... Fits the profile..

posted 02-09-2003 12:56 PM                  

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Originally posted by PROWLER-KEITH:
Kat Daddy off this subject a bit "That's a very impressive linup of birds you have there" I was 1/2 owner in a 70 S.B 440 4brl 4spd. Where's the HEMI Bird???

PK

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posted 02-09-2003 02:28 PM                    

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Originally posted by robbieb:
Actually I think the guy is just trying to be funny... I'm sure he doesn't make his living selling shirts on e-bay, at least I hope he doesn't! I think the guy just has an acerbic sense of humor. That's the only explanation. Not smart marketing, but it is funny.

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I'm with you, I thought it was a hoot! I like his next to last line, "Now, to snub the last of you readers".

I guess I could borrow from the much used phrase, "You either get it, or you don't". Lighten up folks....

posted 02-09-2003 04:17 PM                  

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Originally posted by YellowFever:
I'm with you, I thought it was a hoot! I like his next to last line, "Now, to snub the last of you readers".

I guess I could borrow from the much used phrase, "You either get it, or you don't". Lighten up folks....

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I agree... He's just being a goof.

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****Formerly C5 Frank****
Frank
01' Plymouth Prowler(Cool,Cool,Cool)
Silver

94' Mustang Cobra(Power Trip)
Supercharger, Heads, Cam ect.
484rwhp SAE

00' Trans Am WS6 Ram Air(FOR SALE!)
Blk on BLk...One mean looking car.

posted 02-10-2003 06:47 AM                  

Here is his reply:

" I wholeheartedly apologize for my ignorance and have decided to end the item listing early. Thank you for pointing out a new perspective and I hope to offer a more balanced description in the future."

posted 02-10-2003 08:54 AM                  

1969 Plymouth Road Runner Specifications

General Information
Price: $4,362
Miles Per Gallon: --/-- mpg
Curb Weight: 3938 lbs
Layout: Front-Engine/RWD
Transmission: 4-Speed Manual
Engine
Type: Hemi V8
Displacement: 6981 cc
Horsepower: 425 bhp @ 5000 rpm
Torque: 490 lb-ft @ 4000 rpm
Redline: ---- rpm
Performance
0-60 mph: 5.1 sec
0-100 mph: 13.1 sec
Quarter Mile: 13.5 sec @ 105 mph
Skidpad: .--g
Top Speed: --- mph
Braking, 60-0 mph: 142 ft
Slalom Speed: --.- mph

posted 02-10-2003 06:52 PM                    

Here is another of his sales for a Dakota Polo Shirt;