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Ray unregistered Admin Use |
posted 04-10-2001 07:19 PM
   
In liu of an apology, who thinks we should send the Chineese a Prowler in exchange for our sevice people and spy plane? How can we end the stale mate without letting god 'ole boy Jesse Jackson get his 2 cents in it? ------------------ |
Scot Stern    POA Site Supporter Prowler Junkie From:Escondido, CA |
posted 04-10-2001 07:49 PM
Great idea on the Prowler. It stimulates the USA economy, it gives the Chinese a true cat and we can gouge them when they need spare parts. After using it for a couple of months, they will manufacture a smaller, cheaper copy of it. It will have a longer warranty, better availability of spare parts and the top latches will be made of plastic so that the whole thing can break instead of just the tabs. Lastly, they will offer a matching trailer that will seat 10. The only available color will be "red." On the Jessie Jackson issue, it would appear to me that he has already shoved in his regards recently and the Chinese are very strict about population control. ------------------ |
tangled up in BLUE   POA Site Supporter Prowler Junkie From:New Castle, Ind |
posted 04-10-2001 08:10 PM
In 1971-73 I lived in China(not by choice), the sight and sounds of American iron coming down the streets doing battle with bicycles, water buffalo, motorcycles etc was amazing....the big cars just didn't seem to fit in over there...one of my funniest memories was seeing all the American cars the Chinese government officials used...always LARGE American cars, 10-15 years old, and ALWAYS painted black...nothing like a parade of 59Chevys, all black, rusted etc, but always had a chauffeur !!!....there was a red 70 Hemi-CUDA that was a regular around the neighborhood I lived in......don't know where he got the gas for that....gas on the open market topped $3. per gallon at that time....another thought, was standing on a street corner in a small village in Japan one day, heard the familiar sound of a big block, looked behind me and much to my surprise was a 1969 427 Vette(dark green coupe) rolling down the dusty little street....many of these cars had been shipped by military personnel and then sold to the locals....A Prowler, it would have to be equipped with a trailer to haul farm animals in and of course be black....Jesse, give that parasite a one way ticket anywhere he wants to go...or, make him get a real job !!! ------------------ |
Dave Mills             POA Site Supporter Prowler Junkie Personal ScrapBook From:Johnstown, PA, USA |
posted 04-10-2001 08:31 PM
APOLOGY TO THE PEOPLES REPUBLIC OF CHINA It is with deep regret, hesitation, and contrition that I, The President of the United States of America, offer apology to the Chinese nation and its peoples. I apologize for the heinous act performed by our large, sluggish, propeller driven, airplane when it got in the way of your highly maneuverable, supersonic, technologically superior, jet aircraft. Furthermore, I sincerely regret the fact that by flying in international airspace, we afforded your "highly competent" pilot the opportunity to fly his aircraft into our own, causing him to spiral to his death into the ocean. We regret the choice made by said pilot when he used deficient judgment in electing to attempt aerial intimidation upon our slower moving, unarmed, surveillance vehicle. This situation brings to mind a similar episode when I was in grade school and my face got in the way of the school yard bully's fist. He broke a bone in his hand and I felt as compelled to apologize for that incident as I do for this one. Let me summarize by stating that it is our sincere hope that you accept this "heart felt" and "sincere" apology for the actions committed by your pilot. We are sorry that we got in the way. We are sorry that we were forced to leave international airspace and land in Chinese territory. We are sorry that you were forced to provide food and housing for our military personnel. Most of all, we are sorry that you have, in your possession, some of our most technologically advanced surveillance equipment on the planet. I hope that you can find it in your heart to forgive us. I hope that soon you will be compelled to release our men and our property. Because I really don't want to have to apologize again when we have to kick your *** . Sincerely, George W. Bush President of the United States ------------------ |
FL Phil  POA Site Supporter Prowler Junkie From:Kissimmee, FL USA |
posted 04-10-2001 09:29 PM
I love it.......Send that one to the White House, I'm sure they will get a kick out of it. ------------------ |
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CoolRich Prowler Junkie From:Perris, CA |
posted 04-10-2001 10:02 PM
Well, the chinese would defintely "fit" good in the Prowler. I bet they won't bang their head getting in & out. ------------------
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butchcee POA Site Supporter Prowler Junkie From:Lake Ariel, Pa. |
posted 04-10-2001 10:12 PM
Nice one Dave  ------------------ |
Y2K Rod Prowler Junkie From:Warrenton, VA, USA |
posted 04-10-2001 10:21 PM
Dave, George couldn't have said it better if he tried. I'm sorry, I mean his speech writer couldn't have said it better. I can't believe anyone outside of China can understand China's actions. What the H#%% are they thinking! ------------------ |
CJ POA Lifetime Site Supporter Prowler Junkie Personal ScrapBook From:Rochester Hills, MI USA |
posted 04-10-2001 10:57 PM
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Ray unregistered Personal ScrapBook Admin Use |
posted 04-10-2001 11:24 PM
Hmmm ... perhaps we have next week's poll now from this thread ... How many chinese can you fit in a Prowler, including the trunk, but without a trailer? Winner gets ... um a ... fighter plane full of rice? ------------------ |
PaulR POA Site Supporter Prowler Junkie From:Dallas,Tx., USA |
posted 04-11-2001 07:57 AM
IT WORKED!!!  Dave- They must have been listening last night. Listening to the news early this morning they are arranging to fly our people home today..hopefully! When I need help, I'm counting on YOU!  ------------------ |
HiHoSilver Prowler Junkie From:U.S. of A. |
posted 04-11-2001 06:28 PM
Once our people are back home, make a parking lot out of their country. We could use the space. Heard the sharks wouldn't eat their pilot that crashed into the water. Professional courtesy, I'm told. ------------------ Mods: 2001 Speed Yellow Porsche Cabriolet |
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