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direwolf32

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From:Chickasha, Ok, USA
Registered: Oct 2000
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posted 10-19-2000 01:48 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for direwolf32     send a private message to direwolf32   Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote   Search for more posts by direwolf32
...you have ever tried to use duct tape instead of Fix-A-Flat.

...if you have ever raced grandma...and lost.

...if you have more bumper stickers than wheel lugs.

...you think "Wood Grain" would be appealing Prowler body decor

...if your prowler says 4x4 anywhere on it.

...if you have ever attempted to "repair" you car with duct tape or bailing wire.

...if you have relatives that insist your car is a wandering thief.

...you get caught reading the lamest redneck jokes online.


Yeah, i made them up, thats why they are lame.

©2000, Productions of a Bored Mind,Inc.

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~Ryon~

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PhxSuncat
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Admin Use 		posted 10-19-2000 09:33 AM           send a private message to direwolf32   Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote   Search for more posts by PhxSuncat
....if you wait until the dipstick shows nothing before changing the oil....if you drive 1000 miles on a flat because the tire is called a run flat....if you haven't had the top up because you haven't found the power-top switch....if you keep using Elmer's school glue on those broken center wheel caps to repair....if you join Team Cleverley because you haven't a clue...............

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Gary C


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posted 10-19-2000 11:01 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Gary C     send a private message to Gary C   Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote   Search for more posts by Gary C
Pirana

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From:The Amazon River @ DFW
Registered: Jul 2000
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posted 10-19-2000 04:10 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Pirana     send a private message to Pirana   Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote   Search for more posts by Pirana
if ur prowler has a bug shield in the hood

if ur prowler has a bushwaker installed

if ur prowler has a 17ft CB antenna

if ur prowler has curb fillers

if ur prowler has a set of Hellas mounted in the windshield...

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Pirana

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From:The Amazon River @ DFW
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posted 10-19-2000 04:11 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Pirana     send a private message to Pirana   Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote   Search for more posts by Pirana
if you forget to type "yo" in front of "ur"...hehehe
coolhemi
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From:gap pa usa
Registered: Aug 2000
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if you want to but some 33 inch super swampers on the rear

if you drive to a cruise night listening to hank jr.

if you wnat to put some rust spots areound the wheel wells

if your prowler is on blocks cause you had to sell the wheels to make payments

if you have a big confederate flag flying from the bumber

direwolf32

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From:Chickasha, Ok, USA
Registered: Oct 2000
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posted 10-19-2000 08:59 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for direwolf32     send a private message to direwolf32   Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote   Search for more posts by direwolf32
...if your team is the butt of jokes that include "cleverly" written punchlies
...if you have a coonskin hanging on your reariew mirror
...if you tie your luggage to your car with rope due to lack of trunk space
...if RoadKill makes you think of the future fate of the guy driving in front of you in the Delta 88
...if you "hop on the bandwagon" everytime someone starts a "your a redneck if.." joke line....

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Larry Lord


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From:Colton, CA
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posted 10-19-2000 10:03 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Larry Lord     send a private message to Larry Lord   Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote   Search for more posts by Larry Lord
I guess I'm a real redneck!

Got a Hank Williams CD in the player, CB antenna on the trailer hitch and a coon tail hanging on it. And I occaisionally use the trailer to pick up Trailer Trash (right John Schulz?)
Oh well it could be worse, but at least when I drive my Prowler, I get to leave my pickemup truck at home.

[This message has been edited by Larry Lord (edited 10-19-2000).]

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