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posted 07-05-2000 07:12 PM
"How men and women are different." The Difference A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A woman always has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says
When women are depresssed, they either eat or go shopping. Men invade A man is a person who will pay two dollars for a one-dollar item he
It's not true that men prefer foolish women. Rather they prefer women who can simulate foolishness whenever necessary, which is the very core of intelligence.
The only way to understand a woman is to love her - and then it isn't necessary to understand her. To women, love is an occupation. To men, a preoccupation. A man loses his sense of direction after four drinks. A woman loses hers after four kisses.
To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not
Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more willing to die. A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. Men marry because they are tired; woman because they are curious. A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband, while a man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. A woman will always cherish the memory of the man who wanted to marry her. A man will always cherish the memory of the woman who didn't. There are two times when a man doesn't understand a woman - before marriage and after marriage. |
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