posted 09-13-2004 05:35 PM         

What with elections coming up, we should all
decide.

Here is a little test that will help you decide.

Question: How do you tell the difference
between Democrats, Republicans and
Southern Republicans?

The answer can be found by posing the
following question:

You're walking down a deserted street
with your wife and two small children.

Suddenly, a dangerous looking man with a
huge knife comes around the corner, locks
eyes with you, screams obscenities, raises
the knife, and charges.

You are carrying a Glock .40, and you
are an expert shot. You have mere
seconds before he reaches you and your family.

What do you do?

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Democrat's Answer:

Well, that's not enough information to answer
the question!
Does the man look poor or Oppressed?

Have I ever done anything to him
that would inspire him to attack?

Could we run away?

What does my wife think?

What about the kids?

Could I possibly swing the gun like a club
and knock the knife out of his hand?

What does the law say about this situation?

Does the Glock have appropriate safety built
into it?

Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway,
and what kind of message does this send to
society and to my children?

Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?

Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he
be content just to wound me?

If I were to grab his knees and hold on,
could my family get away while he was stabbing
me?

Should I call 9-1-1?

Why is this street so deserted?

We need to raise taxes,
have a paint and weed day
and make this a happier, healthier street
that would discourage such behavior.

This is all so confusing!
I need to debate this with some friends
for a few days and try to come to a consensus.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Republican's Answer:

BANG!

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Southern Republican's Answer:

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!

click.....(sounds of reloading).

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click

Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy!

Were those the Winchester Silver Tips??"

VOTE REPUBLICAN!

posted 09-13-2004 06:28 PM         

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