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Bob Miller Prowler Junkie Posts: 4576 From: Alexandria, Virginian USA Registered: OCT 2003	posted 09-13-2004 03:11 PM PROBLEM: Two books are for sale. Which to buy? "Titanic" or "My Life" by Bill Clinton? Titanic: $29.99 Clinton: $29.99 Titanic: Over 3 hours to read Clinton: Over 3 hours to read Titanic: The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe Clinton: The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe Titanic: Jack is a starving artist Clinton: Bill is a ******** artist Titanic: In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar Clinton: Ditto for Bill Titanic: During ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined Clinton: Ditto for Monica Titanic: Jack teaches Rose to spit Clinton: Let's not go there Titanic: Rose gets to keep her jewelry Clinton: Monica's forced to return her gifts Titanic: Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life Clinton: Clinton doesn't remember Jack.... Titanic: Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen Clinton: Monica...ooh, let's not go there, either Titanic: Jack surrenders to an icy death Clinton: Bill goes home to Hilary...basically the same thing
Orange unregistered Posts: 4576 From: Alexandria, Virginian USA Registered: OCT 2003	posted 09-13-2004 04:29 PM
tangled up in BLUE Prowler Junkie Posts: 11086 From: New Castle, Ind Registered: DEC 2000	posted 09-13-2004 05:16 PM the Titanic and Monica both went down.....
GRROWL Prowler Junkie Posts: 2404 From: Herndon, VA Registered: FEB 2002	posted 09-13-2004 05:40 PM Titanic: added a word to our language Titanic="behemoth, enormous, elephantine, humongous, immense" Clinton: added a word to our language "The MONICA"= . . . . -GRROWL
pumpkin Prowler Junkie Posts: 7907 From: Las Cruces, NM, USA Registered: DEC 2001	posted 09-13-2004 05:55 PM Titanic: A lot of passengers yelled out before they went under "Oh lord, I'm coming." Clinton: . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ------------------ Current mods: Mopar dual exhaust & front mudflaps; MacMotorsports Air Intake; Real Rod Air Patrol; Graphics by Balistek Designs; ($8) Chrome grille; Chrome tire valve-stem covers; Painted rear bumper lettering; Prowler Pro Gears; Synthetic Oil; Raybestos Ceramic Brake Pads; TGF Door Panel Inserts & Headrest Covers; SheepskinExpress Sheepskin Seatcovers; Grille Light; Pinstriping by Bo Boring; Painted Valve Cover; Window Tinting; Windshield Visor Banner; Front Bumper Removal / Relocation of Front Turn Signal Lights; Real Rod Transmission Cooler Cover, Sill and Carpet Covers, Aero Front Covers and Roadster Rear Pan, rear bumpers removed; rear mudflaps; painted calipers; Prowler Products by Gary Drilled Rotors, front and rear; Painted tach; Jay's Aluminum Billet Center Caps w/shimmers, Chrome Lugnuts and Chrome Radio Bezel Shimmer; Dash Rings; Windshield Wiper Arm Removal; Fender Trim; Speaker Replacement; Painted Plenum; Painted Radiator Crossmember; Painted Rear Mudflaps; Air Patrol graphics; Aluminum engine compartment support bars; PlasmaGlow 7-color LED Underbody Kit; Dash Designs Dash Mat; Airbrushed Rear Trim Panel and Painted Headlight Caps. More 'Pumpkin' photos . . . . . More cars and other stuff New pictures in Personal Scrapbook (02/23/03) "I may have to grow older, but I do not have to grow up!" "The Prowler is not a car to go from Point A to Point B. The Prowler is the Point!"
DR PROWLER Prowler Junkie Posts: 4079 From: TORONTO,ONTARIO,CANADA Registered: JUL 2002	posted 09-14-2004 09:36 AM Rumor has it that Monica took her blue dress to the drycleaner who was a little hard of hearing... She asked him if she could have it drycleaned to which he responded..."I'm sorry,come again.... To which she replied..."No,just mayonnaise this time"! ------------------

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