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Bob Goetz Prowler Junkie Posts: 2895 |
posted 08-26-2004 04:27 PM
Ok we have bashed about every candidate one way or another here so lets write in our own POA member Meancat! Jerry has never told any half truths and has nothing in his past to dig up. He has successfully taken over and run an entire town and taken it from out houses to multi story buildings and added a self funded international airport! taken over and so far run all the local municipalities in the black with no government assistance! Who better to run this country than a guy that will admit to his wrong doings while bragging about wearing a thong! Meancat For President! ------------------ This message has been edited by Bob Goetz on 08-26-2004 at 04:34 PM |
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meancat Prowler Junkie Posts: 3635 |
posted 08-26-2004 06:28 PM
I could do this.If Bill Clinton did, I think I could.I'm with you.(WHERE DO I GET THEM CIGARS) ------------------ This message has been edited by meancat on 08-26-2004 at 06:31 PM |
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dpena Administrating Kat Posts: 5359 |
posted 08-26-2004 07:18 PM
http://www.prowlerexcitement.com/Videos/MeanCatSuperStar.wmv ------------------ |
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jkburns Prowler Junkie Posts: 1370 |
posted 08-26-2004 09:17 PM
"Meancat for President" As unofficial press secretary for the candidate, it's my self-assigned duty to publicly reveal Jerry's platform: BEER IN EVERY FRIDGE If elected President, Meancat would restore honor in Washington, pride in the White House and Marty's engine everytime his nitrous system blows up. Immediately after being elected, President Meancat would personally visit each of our 50 states, handing out Matchbox Prowlers to boys and girls across the land, and voicing his opinion about the girth of queen candidates everywhere! One of President Meancat's first official duties will be to remove the 130 mph chip from all domestic Prowlers, so POA members can truly enjoy the freedom and exhiliaration that comes from owning such a fine roadster. As for cabinet choices: - CJ for Secretary of the Interior Other cabinet suggestions are welcome. Jump on the bandwagon: A vote for Meancat is a vote for change! Paid for by Meancat for President ------------------ This message has been edited by jkburns on 08-26-2004 at 09:28 PM |
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Bob Goetz Prowler Junkie Posts: 2895 |
posted 08-27-2004 08:01 AM
Here is one highlight from the secret Bush,Kerry,Wilson debate: Bush: I will stimulate the economy by lowering taxes for the middle class, and expand our military to add 500,000 more jobs. Kerry: I will stimulate the economy by lowering taxes for everyone, cut down government spending. Wilson: I will stimulate the economy by leaving taxes alone except Alcohol and Tobacco those will be eliminated, I will implement government funded projects, the first will be to put a wall up between the US and Canada because we all know that is where the cold air comes from so that will create jobs and save on our natural resources that we use to stay warm. Second I will look for states that have nothing going for them and build a BIG #@*&ing something and that will stimulate their economy as people will travel there to see it. ------------------ This message has been edited by Bob Goetz on 08-27-2004 at 08:03 AM |
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ALLEY CAT Prowler Junkie Posts: 36093 |
posted 08-27-2004 08:14 AM
I'm all for it!!! Like the part about dropping taxes on smoke and booze,,,,hell, Jerry doesn't pay any taxes so I want to be like him  He'll get my vote,,,is he a write-in?
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DR PROWLER Prowler Junkie Posts: 4079 |
posted 08-27-2004 08:43 AM
I ordered a bunch of presidential stuff already....Jerry winning is a given....after all he is a high ranking army official! We gotta get him a running mate....any suggestions... ------------------ |
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ALLEY CAT Prowler Junkie Posts: 36093 |
posted 08-27-2004 08:45 AM
The vice president does nothing,,,,,I know one person who qualifies,,,,L. Bell [Tangled] |
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meancat Prowler Junkie Posts: 3635 |
posted 08-27-2004 09:12 AM
Just so you know the Detroit Daily tribune has got wind of this and on the 22nd and 25th have showed my picture in there twice so far.One was very clear you can see me amd my wife. the other is farther back.But they love me as a candidate they put me in twice..(ME FOR PRESIDENT)It looks like my staff is doing a great job. I don't know if you can see this paper online but if you can it's worth a look. ------------------ |
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DR PROWLER Prowler Junkie Posts: 4079 |
posted 08-27-2004 09:26 AM
quote: Agreed....wouldn't you want to see Cookie running around the White House... ------------------ |
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DR PROWLER Prowler Junkie Posts: 4079 |
posted 08-27-2004 09:32 AM
O.K let's see...there is Meancat and Tangled up in Blue How about a campaign slogan Tangled Blue Meancat! ------------------ |
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Marty Usher Prowler Junkie Posts: 13833 |
posted 08-27-2004 09:35 AM
This is a SCARY thread. I am sending a copy to the CIA for immediate, thorough investigation of the candidates! |
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DR PROWLER Prowler Junkie Posts: 4079 |
posted 08-27-2004 09:38 AM
That's right....let's get some dirt! Then we'll know how Jerry really acquired that multi million dollar phone company! ------------------ |
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meancat Prowler Junkie Posts: 3635 |
posted 08-27-2004 10:12 AM
Marty,There here now looking though my picture's of me in my thong.(It's looking good,There smiling)I can see I need a new SECRETARY OF TRANSPIRATION. ------------------ This message has been edited by meancat on 08-27-2004 at 10:14 AM |
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Randy Cobb Prowler Junkie Posts: 4070 |
posted 08-27-2004 12:56 PM
I don't known if I can support a Neancat candidacy until the issue of him returning from Woodward and throwing his Chrysler hood medallion over the fence at Moddersville City Hall is cleared up! ------------------ |
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DR PROWLER Prowler Junkie Posts: 4079 |
posted 08-27-2004 01:36 PM
Randy,that's already been cleared up in his favour...but he's got bigger issues to deal with right now(something about drinking up his profits illegally...) ------------------ |
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Bob Goetz Prowler Junkie Posts: 2895 |
posted 08-27-2004 01:58 PM
NEWS FLASH!!!!!!!! Meancat has just left Moddersville International Airport ( MIA ) in Crop Duster One and is headed in the direction of Washington DC to officially announce he is running for President under the support of the IPP ( Independent Prowler Party ). When the Bush and Kerry campaign offices found out that Meancat was being supported by the IPP that has strong connections with the UAW they now know that Meancat will be candidate to contend with. Also rumors have surfaced that the IPP may cruise on Washington DC in the near future. More details to come as they unfold. ------------------ |
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Bob Goetz Prowler Junkie Posts: 2895 |
posted 08-27-2004 02:24 PM
From the Moddersville Harold: Headline " Our Golden Boy Runs For President " Jerry Wilson AKA Meancat takes on Kerry and Bush for the Presidency. We asked Jerry why take this on since you are Wealthy, Good Looking, Hung like a Bull. Jerry said " Cause they pissed me off". This message has been edited by Bob Goetz on 08-27-2004 at 02:25 PM |
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jkburns Prowler Junkie Posts: 1370 |
posted 08-27-2004 02:50 PM
I should tell you that currently we are in negotiations with SEVERAL major motion picture studios who want to purchase the rights to the Meancat story. In addition, Jerry has been contacted by several heads of state around the world supporting his candidacy. While these top world leaders wish to remain anonymous at this time, their identities will be revealed just before the election as part of our masterful marketing strategy. I'm having trouble keeping up with all the media requests for interviews, speeches and personal appearances. I also want everyone to know that candidate Meankat appreciates all the gifts and telegrams he's been receiving - and hopes you understand if he can't personally respond to each and every one. Our crack team of handlers is sorting through the mountains of mail and contributions that pour in on an hourly basis. It appears this "campaign of the people" is really picking up momentum. As part of our strategy, we're working with NBC to try to get Jerry on the Closing Ceremonies telecast from Athens - thus exposing his greatness, charm and stunning good looks to a world wide audience. I'll keep you posted on our media and mareting efforts as our schedule permits. Continue fighting the good fight. Today Moddersville, tomorrow the White House!
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TFischer Prowler Junkie Posts: 4913 |
posted 08-27-2004 03:01 PM
We are talking about Jerry here, right????? I'm moving to Canada!!! TThis message has been edited by TFischer on 08-27-2004 at 03:03 PM |
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DR PROWLER Prowler Junkie Posts: 4079 |
posted 08-27-2004 03:13 PM
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meancat Prowler Junkie Posts: 3635 |
posted 08-27-2004 04:47 PM
Roman I'm thinking about trading Tammi to the Canadians and you to the U.S. I'm talking to my people as we type. Then we will give TEXAS back to the Mexico.This should save us a bunch of money. ------------------ This message has been edited by meancat on 08-27-2004 at 05:10 PM |
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ed monahan Prowler Junkie Posts: 33595 |
posted 08-27-2004 11:27 PM
quote: Jerry, I am sure almost all the Canadians will go for that trade. lol You are a real politician, jumping on the obvious opportunities to get votes, but the Canadians can't vote yet. |
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TFischer Prowler Junkie Posts: 4913 |
posted 08-27-2004 11:45 PM
Jerry: You can't give Texas back - most of the water supply for the US came from Texas this year!! TKen says - Thank God for podiums if Jerry decides to hold a press conference in his thong!!! This message has been edited by TFischer on 08-27-2004 at 11:48 PM |
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meancat Prowler Junkie Posts: 3635 |
posted 08-28-2004 12:44 AM
Most miss understand,With my new implements the communist can vote,AS I'M Going to buy Canada as my next purchase.And I will supply the nation with water form MICH.As we have to must.(keep going)Texas is like calf. No vote no money.(and I'm a reasonable person )But I must be firm.. ------------------ |
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