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| Author | Topic: Jerry Wilson for President |
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Bob Goetz Prowler Junkie Posts: 2895 |
posted 08-28-2004 09:04 AM
NEWS FLASH!!!! Wilson just receives word that he is being backed by the USA ( United Stripers Association )! Bambi the leader of the organization announced it today on the steps of the White House ( after a visit with Bush ) Meancat has supported us all these years and now it is time for us to support him. ------------------ |
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meancat Prowler Junkie Posts: 3635 |
posted 08-28-2004 11:44 AM
I accept the U S A support and also got the support of the DOB (DIRTY OLD BASTAR$$)AT the DUB.As they just called with there support. ------------------ |
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Bob Goetz Prowler Junkie Posts: 2895 |
posted 08-30-2004 08:12 AM
UPDATE: Over the weekend the Kerry office released a statement along with photos of candidate Wilson and another large gentleman wearing thongs and making hand gestures to each others behinds. Kerry's organization claimed that these were taken at a drunken alternative lifestyles rally just a few weeks ago. Wilson immediately cleared it up with the media that he and the other gentleman are part of an elite task force that went to Iraq in search of Saddam, and in one of the raids on the dug outs he was hiding in they encountered a large infestation of crotch crickets, Wilson and several other members of the task force were taken to a military hospital were they received several painful injections and had to shave the entire region where the bugs had taken up residence. This left the area very tender and the only underwear that was comfortable were the thongs. The photos were then taken along with statements by superiors so the gentlemen could be considered for the purple heart. ------------------ |
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idive Prowler Junkie Posts: 8483 |
posted 08-30-2004 01:33 PM
Is that purple heart, or purple part? |
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jkburns Prowler Junkie Posts: 1370 |
posted 08-30-2004 04:38 PM
Bob's correct and, as usual, completely accurate with his facts. This entire incident just goes to show how much pain candidate Meankat will endure for the sake of our country. A true American, I tell you! Meankat for President!
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CJ Prowler Junkie Posts: 18860 |
posted 08-30-2004 05:28 PM
Hmmmmmmmmmmm.........I'm not sure I want to be on this ticket!!  |
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jkburns Prowler Junkie Posts: 1370 |
posted 08-30-2004 07:53 PM
Don't worry, CJ. Secretary of the Interior is an APPOINTED position Kevin ------------------ |
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tangled up in BLUE Prowler Junkie Posts: 11086 |
posted 08-30-2004 08:05 PM
...Doesn't do anything !!!.....I work on Tuesday afternoons for a couple of hours, EVERY WEEK....does that count..... ...I am afraid I will have to turn down the Vice Presidential nomination....the first speech is scheduled in Yellowstone, and I don't know what state it is in.... ...although I must admit Cookie would make a great first lady, with enough left over for a second lady and maybe a third |
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ed monahan Prowler Junkie Posts: 33595 |
posted 08-30-2004 08:40 PM
My only concern is the fact that he was supposed to go into the Salvation Army and avoided the draft and the REd Kettle. |
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01Prowler Prowler Junkie Posts: 5068 |
posted 08-30-2004 10:07 PM
I'd like to be the vice president running mate on that ticket... No more taxes on beer and cigarettes for sure, and we're going to lower the drinking age, as well as legalize gambling in every state. |
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CJ Prowler Junkie Posts: 18860 |
posted 08-30-2004 11:37 PM
quote: Whew!! Since I don't drink, I'm probably off the hook! This message has been edited by CJ on 08-30-2004 at 11:38 PM |
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meancat Prowler Junkie Posts: 3635 |
posted 08-31-2004 04:51 PM
We need to put Capt.Ron on this ticket as vice president.With his skill's as a moderator I think he will be a real asset. ------------------ This message has been edited by meancat on 08-31-2004 at 09:58 PM |
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Randy Cobb Prowler Junkie Posts: 4070 |
posted 09-01-2004 07:35 AM
You 'da man who selects your running mate! I can hear the campaign slogan now...instead of "A chicken in every pot" it will be "A Bud in every cooler!". Man could you ever Dub the Presidental limo, Air Force One, Marine One, etc.! Real Rod Bob, Marty & Cnote could be your staffers in charge of mods?! TLRandal in charge of security. CJ for travel. Roman for Surgeon General. Laddie as Canjun Ambassador. Ed as speach writer. AC as CIA chief. Possibilities are endless. ------------------ |
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DR PROWLER Prowler Junkie Posts: 4079 |
posted 09-01-2004 08:54 AM
I also heard that Pentagon and CIA headquarters are moving to the 17th floor of the Wilson building....it's a pretty big floor! ------------------ |
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CJ Prowler Junkie Posts: 18860 |
posted 09-01-2004 09:20 AM
I am NOT affiliated with this political party..... I do NOT support any of these political candidates.... I will NOT accept any appointment for this regime.... I DO like Moddersville pizza..........
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01Prowler Prowler Junkie Posts: 5068 |
posted 09-01-2004 04:19 PM
Looks like support is dwindling.... We need to set up our party convention soon... Where should it be, and what should it feature??? |
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DR PROWLER Prowler Junkie Posts: 4079 |
posted 09-01-2004 05:01 PM
Ron,why do you think the Pumpkin Run.........It'll be the official kickoff for the winning campaign...I'm spending Saturday night officially on the 17th floor of the Wison building! ------------------ |
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meancat Prowler Junkie Posts: 3635 |
posted 09-01-2004 08:06 PM
Roman glad to see you accepted our offer we want all the trouble makers in one spot.If Bob and Ron come this should be a great time.I got all the trophy's today and all the ribbons came in as will. The banner is going to be a bit yet,But were still working on it.The out house arrived yesterday,And the plane is getting a tuneup.Tomarrow we will kill all the chicks for the wing's of fire.The Alfredo sauce is being sent from AR.The wife loved the job the children did on them shirts so she ordered 50 more. If Mathew can't make it I got him and Michelle a special one for them two.I hope Jane can make it. ------------------ |
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jkburns Prowler Junkie Posts: 1370 |
posted 09-01-2004 08:36 PM
The Meancat for President steam engine rolls on. Contray to unpublished rumors, the title of the documentary of Jerry's candidacy is NOT called "Fear Factor". Never one to buck a trend, candidate Meankat has already lined up several people to present nominating speeches at the convention. They include: - The Queen with the big a$$ from Belle Plain Days
Kevin ------------------ |
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meancat Prowler Junkie Posts: 3635 |
posted 09-01-2004 08:57 PM
Kevin something's never get forgotten. ------------------ |
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jkburns Prowler Junkie Posts: 1370 |
posted 09-01-2004 10:13 PM
Sorry, Mr. President. I will move on to other messages.
Kevin ------------------ |
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DR PROWLER Prowler Junkie Posts: 4079 |
posted 09-02-2004 11:34 AM
The Democratic convention is done....the Republican is almost done.......We're next!  ------------------ |
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Bob Goetz Prowler Junkie Posts: 2895 |
posted 09-02-2004 03:07 PM
The Meancat for Pres group is not going to follow suit with the other parties by have 1 large convention. The lovely ladies of the USA hold them every night at their participating locations. Bambi the head of the USA has announced that on election day a vote for Meancat is good for a 3 song $50 LD!!!!! ------------------ |
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