posted 08-31-2003 10:18 AM         

Well, by now, you have heard what a great time you missed. I'll try and give you an idea of the goin'on's down ther (southern for: what's happening).

I have some good news: Cnote is married to his half sister and will probably be both dad and uncle to his own kids ( Christy's dad is married to Cnote's mom) - and you thought single root families like mine where a thing of the past. Auntie Christy does have a nice ring to it.

Some additional bad news - Losing money to the Canucks by betting on Larry Lord in the solo-racing course - Thanks for the memories Larry, I can’t afford the friendship anymore.

The good news and bad news, that salesman who sold Frank Ramos his car wasn't kidding about the abilities of the Kat being able to "really fly down the road" - he took him up on it! Frank don’t be so literal next time – glad you guys are all right.

Some new words I picked up this time:

Mandatory checklist - Checking your underwear after The "Tail of the Dragon" road course. I know I checked - twice.

Cheeky – Having sore laughing and driving ones.

Sound Bite – Having Cnote pulling up slowly behind you – before the TRUCK HORN he uses, scares the begeebers out of you. (read that as LOUD- REAL LOUD).

LosersKeepers - GaryC was there - trying to find himself, his car, his keys, his beer, and his seat - keep looking Gary

The last evening was the 50-50 drawing and vendor give-aways. Ed Monahan MC'd (yes, he still thinks he's funny), Matt O'Hargan selected the names. I won a POA shirt (Matt the $100 was for something other than the POA shirt - we'll have to talk). BTW, JeanMarie Scheithauer won the certificate for the Kal painted bra - you know, the type Laddie has on his car and most guys would give up their left n*% for. As her name was announced, she screamed and bounced up (AC - visually imagine spaghetti straps on the top), most guys thought her two friends would say "HI" also. JeanMarie, they are fully-grown now - stop feeding them.

Dink provided the parking lot amusement with a "special" version of butt-darts – something you would have to see. Imagine a quarter stuck between the butt cheeks, briskly walking to a drinking cup and dropping the quarter into to it. Not once but – THREE times in a row. Does butt-shark come to mind?

Two Kats (IMO) were da’ bomb – George Maxey’s and Bob Silsby’s – Congrats guys!

Leon’s H2 was my best for “other” category – a full chrome Hummer with yellow accents. Leon expects to have those 2 sq. in pieces completed next week.

Thanks for some great memories everyone

posted 08-31-2003 02:06 PM         

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Originally posted by Bob Goetz:
OK AC Gene left out a recap of him for the week,
Day 1 Tried to pick up every single gal he ran into.
Day 2 Tried to pick up every single gal he ran into.
Day 3 Tried to pick up every single gal he ran into.
Day 4 Tried to pick up every single gal he ran into.
Who loves ya Gene!

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posted 08-31-2003 04:19 PM         

Mean Gene - I know all about Chris and Christy. Did you know that Gary and Kelly Archer are their brother and sister? Talk about keeping it in the family!

I would have told you not to bet on Larry Lord in the races. I've been to Larry's house and have seen the many pictures of him racing and winning, fact. That was many years ago, and I can tell you he was lean and mean "back then".

So it was Frank that bought the one Prowler that could "really fly down the road". I often wondered who got that one. After finding out that they were OK,,,did you offer them that extra roll of toilet paper you carry in your cat? I'm sure Frank and Brandy had some skid marks!

Leon's H2 - its special because Leon has a open charge account at cNote's tire, wheel, and accessory store

I've met and seen Bob Silsby's cat = awesome. Seen pics of George Maxey's ride = really nice.

Who is Dink? Butt darts huh? Sounds like a great game,,,,where did you place in the contest Gene? Must have something to do with cheek squeezing? We play a similar game out west,,,only the girls play. Squatting over and picking up ping-pong balls,,,,never mind.

50/50 time - isn't Ed a natural to MC? It is his public servant background that makes him so good at speaking. You won another POA shirt? Congrats! That must be all you wear anymore. Wish I could have seen JeanMarie win the Kal bra. Are you saying that the bra she won for the cat uses the same amount of material as her halter tops? Is she the gal running for governor in California? LOL Next time tell Matt O. you will break his fingers if he pulls out your name to win another t-shirt!

Now for the four new words you learned:
Cheeky is new to me as well,,,thanks.

Mandatory checklist, I already knew that one. Remember, I made the high altitude event in Colorado and just finished the Devil's Highway event in Arizona.

Sound Bite - yes, I know of cNote's truck horn, and have driven next to Tony G's yellow "calvary charge cat" at the Deadwood/CrazyHorse event.

That leaves LosersKeepers - Gary has spent millions looking for himself. He claims to have a job as a car salesman, but he needs to start at the bottom in the automotive department,,,the used car reconditioning department,,,specifically, sucking farts out of used seat covers. And you speak of finding his car keys,,,,here is a true story. Gary trailers his cat to Arizona with his Dodge truck. He gets to the car show, chats with everyone for awhile, then decides its time to unload his Prowler. Jumps in the cat, puts the key into ignition, but it will not unlock the steering column. He beats it, swears at it, beats it some more, and finally is kicking the ignition switch area. Five minutes of this,,,,,,then finds out he is using his Dodge truck key trying to start the Prowler. Still Lost in Space