posted 11-30-2005 09:31 AM         

A bakery owner hires a young female clerk who likes to wear very short
skirts and thong panties. One day a young man comes into the store,
glances
at the clerk and glances at the loaves of bread behind the counter.
Noticing
the length of her skirt (or lack thereof) and the location of the
raisin
bread -- on the very top shelf - he politely says to the young woman,
"I'd
like some raisin bread, please."

She climbs up a ladder to reach the raisin bread, providing the young
man
with an excellent view, just as he surmised she would.

When she comes down the ladder, he says he really should get two
loaves as
he is having company for dinner.

As the clerk retrieves the second loaf of bread, one of the other male
customers notices what is going on. Thinking quickly, he orders a loaf
of
raisin bread so he can continue to enjoy the view.

With each trip up the ladder, the young lady seems to catch the eye of
another male customer. Pretty soon, each male customer is asking for
raisin
bread just to watch the young woman climb up and down. After many
trips, she
is tired, irritated and thinking she is really going to have to try the
raisin bread herself.

Once again she is up the ladder retrieving a loaf of raisin bread for
another male customer. She stops and fumes, glaring at the men below.
She
notices an elderly man standing among the crowd of males looking up at
her
who hasn't placed an order yet.

Thinking to save herself another trip up and down the ladder, she
yells at
the elderly man, "Is yours raisin, too?"