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Bob Miller Prowler Junkie Posts: 4576 From: Alexandria, Virginian USA Registered: OCT 2003	posted 11-29-2005 07:51 AM Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride; he sticks his head out the window? Why do they call it an "asteroid" when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a "hemorrhoid" when it's in your butt? If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? If Wyle E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner? Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is? If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him? Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out!" Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural? How come we choose from just two people for President and fifty for Miss America? Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours? What disease did cured ham actually have? If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
ALLEY CAT Prowler Junkie Posts: 36093 From: Mesa, Az Registered: JUL 2000	posted 11-29-2005 08:10 AM "Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out!" Not sure 'who' was the first with a cow,,,,,,but F/P was the first to squeeze those dangly things and sample from a bull!!! [payback] (Sno will be proud)
TooHipCat Prowler Junkie Posts: 4173 From: Londonderry,NH Registered: MAR 2004	posted 11-29-2005 08:28 AM quote: Originally posted by Bob Miller: Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride; he sticks his head out the window? Probably cuz the outside air is normally fresh and clean...unlike a humans breath at times.
meancat Prowler Junkie Posts: 3635 From: MODDERSVILLE, MICHIGAN Registered: AUG 2002	posted 11-29-2005 01:58 PM Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is? - ---------------------------------------------------------- I DO!!! ------------------ This message has been edited by meancat on 11-29-2005 at 01:59 PM
Bob Miller Prowler Junkie Posts: 4576 From: Alexandria, Virginian USA Registered: OCT 2003	posted 11-29-2005 02:21 PM TooHip - I thought it was because you were continuously breaking wind in your car!!!
onaprwl Prowler Junkie Posts: 1024 From: covington,louisiana,U.S.A. Registered: NOV 2000	posted 11-30-2005 03:36 AM quote: Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, I always say the same thing about Crawfish. I always wondered what starving cajun first looked at a crawfish crawling by and said...Dam,I wonder what that would taste like!!!! ------------------
Bob Miller Prowler Junkie Posts: 4576 From: Alexandria, Virginian USA Registered: OCT 2003	posted 11-30-2005 08:33 AM Onaprwl - Over the years I've eating some pretty odd stuff as I've traveled around the world. I have also wondered who the heck first thought of eating that!!! During a formal dinner hosted by the Chinese foreign ministry in Beijing I ate chicken feet (the skin was pealed off the bone and marinated). They are a delicacy in China. I was seated at a round table with about 10 Chinese officials who were all looking curiously at me to see if I was going to eat the chicken foot. I kept telling myself "self, you can do this!!!" Luckily, my Chinese host was gracious enough to tell me it would go down better with a cold beer and he was right! In Viet Nam I ate cold swamp eels. Didn't taste too bad but they would have been better warmed up, which wasn't possible. What I want to know is who was the first person to decide eating mountain oysters was a good idea!!! This message has been edited by Bob Miller on 11-30-2005 at 08:34 AM
onaprwl Prowler Junkie Posts: 1024 From: covington,louisiana,U.S.A. Registered: NOV 2000	posted 12-01-2005 12:01 AM Kind of makes you wonder....Either these people were very hungry, very weird or just liked to try strange SH!*. Try and imagine someone sitting on a beach and seeing a crab crawl by and say...I think I can eat that or finding a closed shell prying it open and decide to suck the poor little critter out of his oyster shell. Probably had to be a Cajun with nothing better to do and too much Cayenne lying around his house! ------------------
Bob Miller Prowler Junkie Posts: 4576 From: Alexandria, Virginian USA Registered: OCT 2003	posted 12-01-2005 08:15 AM My stomach still turns over when I sit across from people slurping oysters off the half shell, yuk!
onaprwl Prowler Junkie Posts: 1024 From: covington,louisiana,U.S.A. Registered: NOV 2000	posted 12-02-2005 12:33 AM Never could get a liking to those things, fried or raw. ------------------

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