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Topic: for the birds !
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samthejeepman Prowler Junkie Posts: 1369 From: manahawkin, nj, ocean Registered: APR 2002
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posted 11-28-2005 09:56 PM
An Alaskan woodpecker and a Texas woodpecker were in Alaska arguing about which state had the toughest trees to peck. The Alaskan woodpecker said that they had a tree that no woodpecker can peck. The Texas woodpecker challenged him and was able to peck a hole in the tree with no problem. The Alaskan woodpecker was in awe. The Texas woodpecker challenged the Alaskan woodpecker to peck a tree in Texas that no woodpecker had been able to peck successfully. The Alaskan woodpecker expressed much confidence that he could do it. After flying to Texas and successfully pecking the tree in Texas, the two woodpeckers couldn't figure out why the Texas woodpecker was able to peck the Alaskan tree and the Alaskan woodpecker was able to peck the Texan tree when neither one was able to peck the tree in their own state. After thinking for some time they both came to the same conclusion: Your pecker is always harder when you're away from home...
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Prowl 36 Prowler Junkie Posts: 1088 From: Palm Bay, Florida, US Registered: APR 2005
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posted 11-28-2005 10:39 PM
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prowlrman Prowler Junkie Posts: 1724 From: Phoenix, AZ USA Registered: FEB 2003
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posted 11-29-2005 12:03 AM
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pumpkin Prowler Junkie Posts: 7907 From: Las Cruces, NM, USA Registered: DEC 2001
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posted 11-29-2005 12:51 AM
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Fat Pat Prowler Junkie Posts: 1242 From: Blue Springs, Missouri, USA Registered: DEC 2004
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posted 11-29-2005 04:56 AM
Coffeeman has that problem while visiting Glasgow!!
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Snoman unregistered Posts: 1242 From: Blue Springs, Missouri, USA Registered: DEC 2004
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posted 11-29-2005 07:00 AM
Is this true pat????
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Bcoffman Gray Ghost Prowler Junkie Posts: 2418 From: Marshall,Mo.65340 Registered: DEC 2002
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posted 11-29-2005 10:34 AM
quote: Originally posted by Snoman: Is this true pat????
Fat Pat's pecker is harder in Iowa!!!LOL
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Fat Pat Prowler Junkie Posts: 1242 From: Blue Springs, Missouri, USA Registered: DEC 2004
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posted 11-29-2005 04:33 PM
Coffeeman knows me better than I thought!!
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