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samthejeepman
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posted 11-28-2005 09:56 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for samthejeepman     
An Alaskan woodpecker and a Texas woodpecker were in Alaska arguing about which state had the toughest trees to peck.

The Alaskan woodpecker said that they had a tree that no woodpecker can peck. The Texas woodpecker challenged him and was able to peck a hole in the tree with no problem.

The Alaskan woodpecker was in awe.

The Texas woodpecker challenged the Alaskan woodpecker to peck a tree in Texas that no woodpecker had been able to peck successfully.

The Alaskan woodpecker expressed much confidence that he could do it.

After flying to Texas and successfully pecking the tree in Texas, the two woodpeckers couldn't figure out why the Texas woodpecker was able to peck the Alaskan tree and the Alaskan woodpecker was able to peck the Texan tree when neither one was able to peck the tree in their own state.

After thinking for some time they both came to the same conclusion:

Your pecker is always harder when you're away from home...


Prowl 36
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posted 11-28-2005 10:39 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Prowl 36     


prowlrman
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posted 11-29-2005 12:03 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for prowlrman     


pumpkin
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posted 11-29-2005 12:51 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for pumpkin     


Fat Pat
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posted 11-29-2005 04:56 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Fat Pat     
Coffeeman has that problem while visiting Glasgow!!


Snoman
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posted 11-29-2005 07:00 AM           
Is this true pat????


Bcoffman Gray Ghost
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posted 11-29-2005 10:34 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Bcoffman Gray Ghost     
quote:
Originally posted by Snoman:
Is this true pat????

Fat Pat's pecker is harder in Iowa!!!LOL

Fat Pat
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posted 11-29-2005 04:33 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Fat Pat     
Coffeeman knows me better than I thought!!


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